Saber Forum

So the dog is outside howling and barking like there is someone or something uninvited in the yard. So what do I do? Grab the lightsaber. I mean really, what is more intimidating than a bright as hell 3 foot rod?  ;D

A chainsaw.

Ever heard the sound of a shotgun slide being racked from the dark?

Most.

Intimidating.

Sound.

Ever.

Yes......


And I was the one racking it!


But still, way cooler with the saber :)

Majini.

ever been woken up at 6am by the drill instructor from full metal jacket, and then have explosions going off in the room you were sleeping in?

I knew a guy who woke up with his ex (then current wife) trying to kill him. Seriously, guy took a nap on the couch and woke up with her holding a knife above her head getting ready to stab him.

okay yeah thats freakier than waking up to airsoft grenades (made with propellent charges from fireworks, and tennis balls) going off around you

what happened

He rolled out of the way, knocked her down and wrestled the knife away from her. She ran, the copsnwere called and they locked her up...for a while. He lived the rest of his days in the same town with her. He died of cancer two years ago now, but he had to be on the lookout for her for years.

So who else thought that Installing a Shotgun Rack sound font in the activation seems like a good way to get someone to leave? lol

Or install a sound board into a mag lite. ;D

As soon as I find a cheapie netbook so I can play with my sound fonts I WILL be doing this!

Point to Kham-Ryn!

My old friend scared the crap out of me when I came home once, It was pitch black when I got home, and I turn the corner to run into a masked person with a samuri sword, so yes, I beleive chasing someone off with a lightsaber would be cool, and then add the shotgun sound and it would make anyone wet themselves.

So just got in my car. Turns out there was someone in my yard. The car was a wreck and they stole my ashtray full of change. Some people...

do you live in n.y. because i just read in my local paper online , the next town down from where i live there have been a bunch of car break ins.

Nope I'm from Ohio. I couple months ago we had a couple of barns that someone burned down. And before that the owner of a pizza shop shot himself. This used to be such a nice quiet place.

unfortunately , the quiet places is where the trash and weirdos are heading for. the small quiet towns are becoming easy targets ripe for the picking.

Hey, I'm a weirdo, and I've been in my small quiet town my whole life!

My car was stolen last Thursday night. I discovered it when I tried to leave for work Friday morning. Called the Sheriff who politely informed me my car was in impound for being illegally parked (15 miles from my house) and that I could be arrested for filing a false police report. Cost me 8 hours of having to take taxis to the DMV, CHP office, and impound yard plus $600 dollars (towing and storage... what a $%^& scam) to get it back. When I did, all the thieves had taken was approximately $8 in change and 6 or 7 80s rock CDs. Oh and about half a tank of gas. *sigh*

to not insult any more weirdos here , let me re-phrase my self."unfortunately, the quiet placesis where the scum and villainy are heading for." not sure if i used villainy right. no hard feelings weirdo, uh , i mean threadjack ;)

You live in NYC. You really do need to leave the basement.... ;)

I don't live in NYC. I live in Pennsylvania.

You've said that before, yes.

Oh, you were kidding . Sorry, I thought you were serious...

That really sucks. I hope the police find it soon.  :(