maybe you could give someone a name, instead of taking their name, like, you could start calling shardsbane kaiden noob. Thats a pretty uncreative example, but it works.
More like Kaiden FARTSbane!!! lol, no, I've got nothing but respect for the hairy one.
Edit: Upon further review, I think I should have gone with SHARTSbane instead.
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