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JediShadow
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« on: June 22, 2012, 04:07:12 AM »

So the dog is outside howling and barking like there is someone or something uninvited in the yard. So what do I do? Grab the lightsaber. I mean really, what is more intimidating than a bright as hell 3 foot rod?  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 04:13:51 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 05:50:38 AM »

Ever heard the sound of a shotgun slide being racked from the dark?

Most.

Intimidating.

Sound.

Ever.
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2012, 06:54:10 AM »

Ever heard the sound of a shotgun slide being racked from the dark?

Most.

Intimidating.

Sound.

Ever.

Yes......


And I was the one racking it!


But still, way cooler with the saber Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2012, 10:33:05 AM »

A chainsaw.

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2012, 12:06:53 PM »

ever been woken up at 6am by the drill instructor from full metal jacket, and then have explosions going off in the room you were sleeping in?
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2012, 02:35:20 PM »

I knew a guy who woke up with his ex (then current wife) trying to kill him. Seriously, guy took a nap on the couch and woke up with her holding a knife above her head getting ready to stab him.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2012, 02:38:11 PM »

okay yeah thats freakier than waking up to airsoft grenades (made with propellent charges from fireworks, and tennis balls) going off around you
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2012, 02:44:15 PM »

what happened
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2012, 02:58:49 PM »

He rolled out of the way, knocked her down and wrestled the knife away from her. She ran, the copsnwere called and they locked her up...for a while. He lived the rest of his days in the same town with her. He died of cancer two years ago now, but he had to be on the lookout for her for years.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2012, 04:34:41 PM »

So who else thought that Installing a Shotgun Rack sound font in the activation seems like a good way to get someone to leave? lol

Or install a sound board into a mag lite. Grin
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2012, 06:17:26 PM »

So who else thought that Installing a Shotgun Rack sound font in the activation seems like a good way to get someone to leave? lol

As soon as I find a cheapie netbook so I can play with my sound fonts I WILL be doing this!

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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2012, 06:19:23 PM »

My old friend scared the crap out of me when I came home once, It was pitch black when I got home, and I turn the corner to run into a masked person with a samuri sword, so yes, I beleive chasing someone off with a lightsaber would be cool, and then add the shotgun sound and it would make anyone wet themselves.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2012, 08:25:56 PM »

So just got in my car. Turns out there was someone in my yard. The car was a wreck and they stole my ashtray full of change. Some people...
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 PM »

do you live in n.y. because i just read in my local paper online , the next town down from where i live there have been a bunch of car break ins.
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