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« Reply #240 on: July 30, 2013, 08:45:59 PM » |
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Luke used the force to make more pizza and he turned the water into beer. He also used the force to create the funkiest party ever. Cool and the Gang showed up and
Began doing there usual set, before getting on the subspace transceiver and calling up figrin d'an and the modal nodes to come over for a Jam session. They arrived, and then.....  |
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Prowl 1701
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We're all just dreams in the end...
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« Reply #241 on: July 31, 2013, 04:21:00 AM » |
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Luke immediately killed them for sucking, which lead to...
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spectresabre
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« Reply #242 on: August 16, 2013, 10:40:07 PM » |
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...A special appearance from Boba Fett, who had improvised a spectacular last minute improvised skit, that would surely make the crowd go...
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The Laser Realm is the only side I stand by. Not light or dark.. Just Lasers.
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« Reply #243 on: August 17, 2013, 11:26:28 PM » |
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completely insane, at witch point the entire congrigation performed a mind meld and created the Star Forge, so a fleet of Rakata warships came to...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Prowl 1701
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« Reply #244 on: August 18, 2013, 04:12:52 AM » |
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Bring the bean dip that had been lacking, which cause everything to...
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srams
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« Reply #245 on: August 19, 2013, 11:42:24 AM » |
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Disintegrate into 500 billion pieces. The Rakata enslaved everyone at the party but who should come to the rescue, none other than...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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spectresabre
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« Reply #246 on: August 19, 2013, 08:40:59 PM » |
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George Carlin, with his enchanting cheer about...
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The Laser Realm is the only side I stand by. Not light or dark.. Just Lasers.
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srams
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« Reply #247 on: August 25, 2013, 08:03:16 PM » |
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Fabric softener and Laundry soap. The Rakata so enthralled by the idea of clean laundry captured George Carlin and took him to the nearest Target store so they could buy all the laundry soap. While they were there they also bought some kick ass starwars shirts and...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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srams
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« Reply #248 on: September 06, 2013, 04:21:06 AM » |
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Toy Light sabers and lots of Star wars Legos. They were angry to learn there weren't any sets featuring them, the Rakata. After they went home, they beat each other stupid with the light sabers and lost some of the Lego parts, the young ones ate most of them. Then they washed their new T Shirts in their new Target brand, George Carlin recommended fabric softener. All was great until...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Phyrior
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Lux et Nox; Humanitus anceps
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« Reply #249 on: September 06, 2013, 05:04:38 AM » |
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Somebody decided to start double-posting. Seriously, the nerve of some people is truly...
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I am the heart of the Force. / I am the revealing fire of light. / I am the mystery of darkness.
In balance with chaos and harmony, / Immortal in the Force.'' ―The Je'daii Code
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« Reply #250 on: September 06, 2013, 06:00:58 PM » |
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jellybean inducing. So all the Rakata were eaten by the jellybeans, which caused....
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« Reply #251 on: September 06, 2013, 08:05:02 PM » |
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Raging hurricanes of Jellybean goo all over the planet. The Rakata were gone but the goo was here to stay forever. Lucky for us though...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
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« Reply #252 on: September 06, 2013, 08:07:31 PM » |
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Double posting is just fine and no one really cares. The goo was cleaned up by large Flying Colossal Squid that came from...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
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Phyrior
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« Reply #253 on: September 06, 2013, 09:40:50 PM » |
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The dark side of the moon; which is really, really odd when you...
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« Reply #254 on: September 08, 2013, 02:40:47 PM » |
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Consider that Pink Floyd never intended for that to happen from their album... but who knows, maybe they did. They did intend however for...
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