CoderHead
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« Reply #255 on: May 06, 2016, 05:31:33 PM » |
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Granted, but you now work evening shifts.
I wish I could build a 1:1 scale replica of the World Trade Center out of LEGOS.
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« Reply #256 on: May 06, 2016, 06:18:39 PM » |
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Granted, but then it is attacked by more terrorist a-holes.
I wish I had a quarter pounder dressed like a Big Mac.
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Mivew128
Knight Officer
Force Alignment: 27
Posts: 137
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« Reply #257 on: May 06, 2016, 09:06:02 PM » |
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Granted, but then it is attacked by more terrorist a-holes.
I wish I had a quarter pounder dressed like a Big Mac.
Granted, but it's a veggie burger. I wish I could sleep better. |
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Owned: Obsidian Bellicose (TRI Consular Green, Blue Button, Long Groves) Stunt Aeon V4 (Sunrider's Destiny) Stunt Sentinel LE (Arctic Blue)  Want: Obsidian Electrum Wind (Violet Amethyst, Black Pommel) Obsidian Flamberge LE (Blazing Red) |
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #258 on: May 07, 2016, 07:32:45 AM » |
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Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I could write essays faster.
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BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #259 on: May 07, 2016, 08:07:11 AM » |
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Granted, you write essays at the speed of light. However, you fail to stop after completing your essay, and burrow through your keyboard. Your fingers get twisted and broken, and blood gushes from your furious phalanges. After going through your solid oak table with your fingers being reduced to only the palm of your hands, you start going through your carpet. You still have the typing motion going as you dig through your carpet and into the cement that makes the foundation of your house. Finally, after breaking through the concrete you stop, the only remnants of your arms being your shoulder blades.
I wish I had a new laptop.
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
Standard Issue, AS
Dark Apprentice, HP
Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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Rapine
Honoured Recipient of the Warlord Order
SaberForum.Com Moderator
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Posts: 7792
Always scanning the horizon...
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« Reply #260 on: May 07, 2016, 10:05:41 AM » |
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(GreG - speech recognition software)
Granted, I don't have to think of anything bad; they do it themselves.
I wish I could teleport.
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"The thing that always drives me hazy, is wondering whether it's them or me who's crazy." ~ A. Einstein |
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CoderHead
Knight Sergeant
Force Alignment: -25
Posts: 78
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« Reply #261 on: May 07, 2016, 06:36:23 PM » |
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Granted, but you can only teleport to theaters playing "Out of Africa" marathons.
I wish I could make money materialize whenever I need it.
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Vyk
Knight Commander
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« Reply #262 on: May 07, 2016, 07:19:06 PM » |
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I wish I could make money materialize whenever I need it.
Your wish is granted! You may now create one Zimbabwean Dollar bill every second. I wish I had more hair. |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
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Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
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Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #263 on: May 07, 2016, 09:32:49 PM » |
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Your wish is granted! You may now create one Zimbabwean Dollar bill every second.
I wish I had more hair.
Granted, but you are now commonly mistaken for Sasquatch. I wish I knew what my cats were thinking. |
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Vyk
Knight Commander
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« Reply #264 on: May 07, 2016, 10:19:18 PM » |
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Granted! They're thinking, "Should we murder her in her sleep tonight, like I've long been planning?"
I wish I knew the plot of Episode VIII ahead of time.
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #265 on: May 08, 2016, 02:19:12 AM » |
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Granted, but the plot is god-awful and involves a Gungan holiday special.
I wish for more vacation days.
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« Reply #266 on: May 09, 2016, 06:03:45 PM » |
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Granted, but the plot is god-awful and involves a Gungan holiday special.
I wish for more vacation days.
(That was maliciously awesome +1) Granted, but they all lie on 2/29. I wish I could snap my fingers and instantly be caught up. |
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #267 on: May 09, 2016, 08:37:43 PM » |
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Granted, but you're only caught up on the issues that don't have any relevance to society (like what the 5th Avenue alley cats had for lunch today)
I wish I never had to write an essay again.
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
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« Reply #268 on: May 10, 2016, 03:59:27 AM » |
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Granted, but you're only caught up on the issues that don't have any relevance to society (like what the 5th Avenue alley cats had for lunch today)
I wish I never had to write an essay again.
Granted, but that's because you failed out of school. I wish I spoke better Russian than I do. |
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Obese Wan Kenobese
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 338
Posts: 1242
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« Reply #269 on: May 10, 2016, 04:22:01 AM » |
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предоставляется. You spend a few months in Russia where you become nearly fluent, but that's only because your passport got rejected, and you can't leave. You're in serious trouble with the Russian mob as well, but you have no particular set of skills. You'll be able to scream in Russian when they strap you to a chair and hook a battery to your sensitive bits.
I wish my imagination were more fun.
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Selfish passion is unquenching.
What strength have you when you are a slave to your passions?
What power without strength of character?
To self centered rage, you will be chained.
The dark side is no victory.
The long path to peace is through balanced emotions.
The first step to gaining knowledge is recognizing your own ignorance.
Serenity is patient, not passionate satisfaction.
Find harmony by understanding chaos.
Become one with the force, which will never die.
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