GregG124
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« Reply #270 on: May 10, 2016, 04:36:07 AM » |
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Granted, you mind constantly acts as though you are on LSD even when you are sober.
I wish I had something interesting to do tonight.
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Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #271 on: May 10, 2016, 04:37:21 AM » |
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Granted, but now you're on the run from the start the zombie apocalypse.
I wish I required less sleep.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Vyk
Knight Commander
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Posts: 665
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« Reply #272 on: May 10, 2016, 06:19:49 AM » |
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Granted, you mind constantly acts as though you are on LSD even when you are sober.
I had a friend like that... I wish I required less sleep.
Granted. You now have severe mania and are unable to sleep more than a couple hours every few nights. (Speaking of acting like you're on LSD all the time...) I wish I were not allergic to cats. |
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Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
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« Reply #273 on: May 10, 2016, 06:31:05 AM » |
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Granted, you're allergic to oxygen now.
I wish I knew how to record a good youtube video.
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Sabers I Own:
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Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
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BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #274 on: May 10, 2016, 07:28:26 AM » |
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Granted, your videos become the cock of the walk and you rise to the top of the Youtube charts. You become the fastest and most subscribed person in history, and become an overnight sensation. However, you soon get tangled in a messy PR situation, with accusations of activities involving mules and door stoppers. People judge you with no proof whatsoever, and you're soon put in jail because of baseless charges and corrupt cops planting evidence. Now you rot in the Folsom Penitentiary, with only a six string made of cement and inmate hair to keep you company. I wish I could be this guy:  |
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
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Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2016, 08:43:39 AM » |
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Granted, you are forever frozen in a stock image. Forever subjected to being looked at. You are tormented by the terrible memes made of you. And forever haunted by the laughter of those who don't understand your purpose as a stock photo. You try to weep, but you are in the frozen state of stock imagery and not a sound or tear escapes from you.
I wish I wasn't so morbid.
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Sabers I Own:
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Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
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BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #276 on: May 10, 2016, 09:01:05 AM » |
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Granted, you now have the mental state of a baby. You also have the physical and emotional capabilities of a baby. You become unable to care for yourself, and become a huge burden on your family, who then relegate you to a nursing home and never call or visit you. All the pictures of you are taken down, and the only people who ever speak your name again are your spiteful, abusive caretakers.
I wish I had more button-ups.
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
Standard Issue, AS
Dark Apprentice, HP
Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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« Reply #277 on: May 10, 2016, 02:07:07 PM » |
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Granted, you now have the mental state of a baby. You also have the physical and emotional capabilities of a baby. You become unable to care for yourself, and become a huge burden on your family, who then relegate you to a nursing home and never call or visit you. All the pictures of you are taken down, and the only people who ever speak your name again are your spiteful, abusive caretakers.
I wish I had more button-ups.
Granted, but now zippers are lost technology to you. I wish I had a private commode in my office. |
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CoderHead
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Force Alignment: -25
Posts: 78
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« Reply #278 on: May 10, 2016, 03:42:20 PM » |
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I wish I had a private commode in my office.
Granted, but it's not *your* private commode. It belongs to a 1,000-pound slug named Jabba who only eats Taco Bell burritos for every meal. I wish I had another motorcycle. |
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Vyk
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 156
Posts: 665
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« Reply #279 on: May 10, 2016, 07:18:10 PM » |
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Granted, but it's not *your* private commode. It belongs to a 1,000-pound slug named Jabba who only eats Taco Bell burritos for every meal.
I wish I had another motorcycle.
Granted! You now have a shiny new Gold Wing in your garage. It belongs to the local police chief, and the cops are actively looking for it. I wish I could grant ruined wishes in real life. |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
...and a bunch of cheap stuff.
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #280 on: May 10, 2016, 08:52:35 PM » |
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Granted! You now have a shiny new Gold Wing in your garage. It belongs to the local police chief, and the cops are actively looking for it.
I wish I could grant ruined wishes in real life.
Granted, except you now live inside the internet, therefore making the internet your reality. I wish US would come out with a green-hilt line (Green reapers!) |
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Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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Dragon Two
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 5
Posts: 49
Keep me neutral - Accepting LS or DS points
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« Reply #281 on: May 10, 2016, 09:08:07 PM » |
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I wish US would come out with a green-hilt line (Green reapers!)
Granted, but they're covered in grass stains rather than anodized. I wish Common Core would be abolished. |
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Failure is a concept created by human minds as an excuse for not trying at all.
There can be no light without shadow.
There can be no shadow without light.
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CoderHead
Knight Sergeant
Force Alignment: -25
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« Reply #282 on: May 10, 2016, 09:28:15 PM » |
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I wish Common Core would be abolished.
Granted, but now all schools teach the "Stork Theory" in health class, the "It's Magic Theory" in science class, the "Take a Guess" method in grammar class, the "Denial Approach" in history class, and the "Don't Worry About It; It's Too Hard" method in math class. I wish everyone in the world could just treat other people with compassion. |
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #283 on: May 10, 2016, 09:37:36 PM » |
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Granted, but now all schools teach the "Stork Theory" in health class, the "It's Magic Theory" in science class, the "Take a Guess" method in grammar class, the "Denial Approach" in history class, and the "Don't Worry About It; It's Too Hard" method in math class.
I wish everyone in the world could just treat other people with compassion.
Granted, except sin is still a problem I wish that I could have some ice cream |
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BBL and proud!!!
My Sabers
Overlord (BR) Old Reliable w/ Obsidian v4
Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #284 on: May 10, 2016, 09:54:08 PM » |
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Granted, but now it's the only food there is. And you have sensitive teeth and lactose intolerance.
I wish I could know everything I needed to know for this exam without having to study.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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