Majobu5
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« Reply #465 on: June 30, 2016, 02:05:35 AM » |
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Granted. But you get no mail. Not even Ultrasaber orders.
I wish for world peace.
Granted. Ron Artest is your new best friend. I wish I had a bigger pool. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #466 on: June 30, 2016, 02:08:11 AM » |
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GRanted. A water main break on your property causes a massive, water-filled sinkhole. It swallows your house and car. But hey, you have an ENORMOUS pool!
I wish I could get paid to read fun books.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
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Majobu5
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« Reply #467 on: June 30, 2016, 02:11:03 AM » |
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GRanted. A water main break on your property causes a massive, water-filled sinkhole. It swallows your house and car. But hey, you have an ENORMOUS pool!
I wish I could get paid to read fun books.
Granted. A penny per a book, a nickel per review... a dime if you tell em that you LOVE IT!!!!!! I wish my wife wanted "it" more often. |
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@hsokafan
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« Reply #468 on: June 30, 2016, 02:39:39 AM » |
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Granted. But from your mailman who brings the ultrasabers.lol
I wish for a million wishes that can't be ruined.
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Majobu5
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« Reply #469 on: June 30, 2016, 02:49:40 AM » |
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Granted. But from your mailman who brings the ultrasabers.lol
I wish for a million wishes that can't be ruined.
Granted. The devil grants you anything you want, in exchange for your soul burning in hell for all eternity!! |
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@hsokafan
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« Reply #470 on: June 30, 2016, 04:53:23 AM » |
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Ooh, that was evil. You didn't make a wish!!
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Lightside points. May the force be with you!!😉 14 Sabers: Initiate LE V2 (3 of them) 1 green 2 bright green (Phantasm V2) Dark Initiate LE V4 lite sound 24" UE MG, windows, AS with color discs use my GB blade for practice. More fun color discs!!!😃 Dark Initiate V4 BR 24" UE MG, silver v2 coupler Black coupler RGB Manticore 36" UE HG sound FoC AS Covertec RGB Dominix 36" Archon V3.1 AS FOC AB Rgb Dominix w covertec Initiate LE V4 GB Dark Apprentice LE V4 SRD Sentinel V4 LE BR PHANTOM V2 SRD (2 DOMINIX) |
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Majobu5
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« Reply #471 on: June 30, 2016, 05:23:50 AM » |
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Ooh, that was evil. You didn't make a wish!!
Oh crap. I got a call. Must've just sent it. I wish my memory was sharper. |
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« Reply #472 on: June 30, 2016, 03:28:27 PM » |
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Oh crap. I got a call. Must've just sent it.
I wish my memory was sharper.
Granted, but now you can't forget anything. (Just think of Mama June after hot yoga.) I wish my paychecks were bigger. |
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #473 on: June 30, 2016, 03:57:27 PM » |
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Granted! Your paychecks are now printed on foam board at 1 ft. by 3 ft. The amount hasn't changed--but now the bank won't accept them so you get nothing at all.
I wish the iPhone had a user-friendly way to add words to the dictionary.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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« Reply #474 on: June 30, 2016, 04:44:52 PM » |
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Granted! Your paychecks are now printed on foam board at 1 ft. by 3 ft. The amount hasn't changed--but now the bank won't accept them so you get nothing at all.
I wish the iPhone had a user-friendly way to add words to the dictionary.
(Yes! That's actually what I was wishing for. PS: If all the numbers are correct and in the proper locations, a check can be written on a napkin and the bank has to take it.) Granted, but now all of your misspellings are automatically added to your dictionary. I wish my metabolism could burn off everything from what I ate regardless of kind of food it was. |
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@hsokafan
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« Reply #475 on: June 30, 2016, 06:04:23 PM » |
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Granted.
But now you're all skin and bones and no matter how much you work out you never gain any muscle.
I wish I were stronger.
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Lightside points. May the force be with you!!😉 14 Sabers: Initiate LE V2 (3 of them) 1 green 2 bright green (Phantasm V2) Dark Initiate LE V4 lite sound 24" UE MG, windows, AS with color discs use my GB blade for practice. More fun color discs!!!😃 Dark Initiate V4 BR 24" UE MG, silver v2 coupler Black coupler RGB Manticore 36" UE HG sound FoC AS Covertec RGB Dominix 36" Archon V3.1 AS FOC AB Rgb Dominix w covertec Initiate LE V4 GB Dark Apprentice LE V4 SRD Sentinel V4 LE BR PHANTOM V2 SRD (2 DOMINIX) |
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« Reply #476 on: June 30, 2016, 07:12:39 PM » |
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Granted. You are now the strongest smelling man on earth. Congratulations. No amount of scrubbing or deodorant will help, Stinky.
I wish I could see as well naturally as I do through lenses.
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Darth Justicar
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« Reply #477 on: June 30, 2016, 07:23:40 PM » |
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Granted! But the lenses in question were your prescription sunglasses so now you have no night vision. But hey, at least it's true when you go around singing this: https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8I wish that Epic Rap Battles of History would feature Kylo Ren...and that Ren will be awesome. |
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Rapine
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« Reply #478 on: June 30, 2016, 08:07:06 PM » |
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Granted! But the lenses in question were your prescription sunglasses so now you have no night vision. But hey, at least it's true when you go around singing this: https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8I wish that Epic Rap Battles of History would feature Kylo Ren...and that Ren will be awesome. (Logos, I think you may have mixed up the gender there...lol - oh, never mind, you can't see well...  ) Granted. it stinks in here, 'cause Kylo's the shell! I wish I could order 10 sabers at once.  |
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"The thing that always drives me hazy, is wondering whether it's them or me who's crazy." ~ A. Einstein |
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« Reply #479 on: June 30, 2016, 08:44:12 PM » |
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(Logos, I think you may have mixed up the gender there...lol - oh, never mind, you can't see well... ) Considering the staggering ratio of male:female on this forum, it was a safe assumption. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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