Ruin A Wish Foundation

[Majobu5]

(Logos, I think you may have mixed up the gender there...lol  - oh, never mind, you can't see well... )

Granted. it stinks in here, 'cause Kylo's the shell!

I wish I could order 10 sabers at once.

You don't need to make a wish in order to order 10 Sabers, but for the sake of the thread, granted. And, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, Waterville, electricity bill, and, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, water bill, electricity bill, and all other bills that need to be paid.

I wish I didn't have to drive so far to work everyday.

[Rapine]

You don't need to make a wish in order to order 10 Sabers, but for the sake of the thread, granted. And, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, Waterville, electricity bill, and, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, water bill, electricity bill, and all other bills that need to be paid.

I wish I didn't have to drive so far to work everyday.

Granted, now you have to walk.

I wish I could AFFORD 10 sabers at once.

[@hsokafan]

Lol, actually I am female but the account is my brother's who buys the sabers.
You both kinda right.
He's always working so he decided to let me take over.

[BurceChuat]

Granted, now you have to walk.

I wish I could AFFORD 10 sabers at once.

Granted, you become a millllllllllllllionaire. But, all the people who so much as looked your way for the past ~20 years come to your home, demanding that you give them some of your money. Frightened by the heavily-armed Canadian mob, you reluctantly fork over the cash. Even when you're broke, the crowd still feels gypped, and want all the possessions you're left with. This time, you stand up for yourself and fight back. Angered by not getting what they want, they charge your home and drag you outside. They douse you in spicy mustard, then tie you to a tree and flog you with a cat o' nine tails made of car radio antennae. The stress of it all eventually binds you to the tree itself and makes the both of you immortal and invincible. You become the watcher of events, and are forced to bear witness to all things until the end of this world. Despite seeing innumerable acts of charity and goodness, the sheer barbarity of other happenings turn you into a sad, cynical, and ultimately hateful tree - grass dies around you, animals don't dare step on your land, and dandelions grow around you. It'd be nice, but these dandelions are secretly GMO bee-plant hybrids planted by the World Government in order to take over the galaxy and resurrect the long-lost city of Atlantis. With the power of bee-plants and Atlantean souls and technology on their side, the World Government succeeds. However, their triumph has unexpected consequences - they rip a hole into the 7 2/7th dimension, which sucks up both our dimension and the other 7 5/7 dimensions, plunging countless lives and atoms into disharmony and chaos. After centuries of pure discord on earth, the dimensions affected by the ripples of your wish finally collapse into each other, and only then does your life and duty as a tree-man end.



I wish my pipe and pipe accessories were here already.

[Majobu5]

You don't need to make a wish in order to order 10 Sabers, but for the sake of the thread, granted. And, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, Waterville, electricity bill, and, they are in the mail. What's not in the mail, is your mortgage payment, water bill, electricity bill, and all other bills that need to be paid.

I wish I didn't have to drive so far to work everyday.

My bad for this post guys. I was driving and using talk to text... epic fail -points for me.

[Rapine]

(Wow Burce O_o)

Granted, but you'll never find any product for it anywhere.

I wish I could go somewhere.

[BurceChuat]

Lord Rapine wakes up, screaming "WHERE AM I?!?!"

"Whoa there partner", says the man in the seat beside him. "Looks like you had another knight mare. Haha, get it? Because you keep dreaming of evil medieval horses."

Rapine, confused but not wanting to rouse any suspicion in the man, reluctantly agrees. He takes a further look around his surroundings - huge front windows, control panel with tons of buttons, pilot uniforms...he's an aviator! And the man beside him is his copilot!

"Wow, I guess wishes really do come true!", Rapine exclaims.

The two of them start up the plane and begin their voyage into the wide world beyond them. After flying for a couple hours, they set the plane on autopilot while they eat, talk, and catch a good night's rest.

Rapine and the man are woken up by a loud, blaring noise coming from the control panel. "Warning, system failure imminent", the speaker says.

"We're going down! And just over the...BERMUDA TRIANGLE?!?", Rapine shouts.

"You mean you're going down." Rapine looks over at the man who used to be beside him - in his stead is no man, but a giant octopus-man-bat! The hideous manticore jumps from one of the front windows and flies off, leaving Rapine to perish alone.

SPLISH-SPLASH. The plane connects with the water, with the weight and velocity of the traveling aeroplane sending enormous tidal waves onto the coasts of the US, Africa, and Canada, killing millions. Just as well, the islands of Papua New Guinea and Hawaii are wiped off the face of the earth.

The plane descends further into the deep, blue sea, and finally reaches the bottom...when a giant eye (that also doubles as a mouth, and triples as an ear) opens! The gaping maw of the mysterious being(?) swallows the plane whole, with Rapine still inside, and still alive due to his seatbelt, oxygen mask, and water flotation devices.

Rapine wakes up on the cliff of a mysterious shore. The ground is purple, the sky is red, and the sand is a light brown. Kind of a tan color. He further coughs up sea water and some plankton, before turning to see the expanse of the strange land before him. But he is not greeted by a wondrous, new location for him to explore - instead, he sees only Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

Seeing such a fasntastic, terrible, and monstrous sight causes Rapine's eyes to burst into violent flames, and the scorch marks leave the side of his face a charred mess. As he falls to the ground in horror and pain, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young opens its mouth, commanding its children to feast.



I wish for maracas.

[Majobu5]

Lord Rapine wakes up, screaming "WHERE AM I?!?!"

"Whoa there partner", says the man in the seat beside him. "Looks like you had another knight mare. Haha, get it? Because you keep dreaming of evil medieval horses."

Rapine, confused but not wanting to rouse any suspicion in the man, reluctantly agrees. He takes a further look around his surroundings - huge front windows, control panel with tons of buttons, pilot uniforms...he's an aviator! And the man beside him is his copilot!

"Wow, I guess wishes really do come true!", Rapine exclaims.

The two of them start up the plane and begin their voyage into the wide world beyond them. After flying for a couple hours, they set the plane on autopilot while they eat, talk, and catch a good night's rest.

Rapine and the man are woken up by a loud, blaring noise coming from the control panel. "Warning, system failure imminent", the speaker says.

"We're going down! And just over the...BERMUDA TRIANGLE?!?", Rapine shouts.

"You mean you're going down." Rapine looks over at the man who used to be beside him - in his stead is no man, but a giant octopus-man-bat! The hideous manticore jumps from one of the front windows and flies off, leaving Rapine to perish alone.

SPLISH-SPLASH. The plane connects with the water, with the weight and velocity of the traveling aeroplane sending enormous tidal waves onto the coasts of the US, Africa, and Canada, killing millions. Just as well, the islands of Papua New Guinea and Hawaii are wiped off the face of the earth.

The plane descends further into the deep, blue sea, and finally reaches the bottom...when a giant eye (that also doubles as a mouth, and triples as an ear) opens! The gaping maw of the mysterious being(?) swallows the plane whole, with Rapine still inside, and still alive due to his seatbelt, oxygen mask, and water flotation devices.

Rapine wakes up on the cliff of a mysterious shore. The ground is purple, the sky is red, and the sand is a light brown. Kind of a tan color. He further coughs up sea water and some plankton, before turning to see the expanse of the strange land before him. But he is not greeted by a wondrous, new location for him to explore - instead, he sees only Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

Seeing such a fasntastic, terrible, and monstrous sight causes Rapine's eyes to burst into violent flames, and the scorch marks leave the side of his face a charred mess. As he falls to the ground in horror and pain, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young opens its mouth, commanding its children to feast.



I wish for maracas.

Granted. 2 brand new maracas from Fisher price, for which some spoiled kid throws a fit cuz he wants the maracas you have. His mother belittles you for being a grown man playing with maracas. You've been shamed, and your maracas are now at a yard sale for .25¢ each

I wish for better work shoes

[Darth Justicar]

Granted, but now you can't go to because your shoes are ALL you have, and your birthday suit is unacceptable.

I wish I could sleep on a more normal schedule.

[Eques Discipulus]

I wish I could sleep on a more normal schedule.

Granted, you begin to sleep on a more normal schedule.  From there it naturally follows that you begin to do everything else normally as well.  Eventually you become so normal that you start finding anything not normal distasteful.  You even decide that Kylo Ren guy is abnormal and quite distasteful.  All the abnormally awesome people on this forum now make you shudder and you finally give up your lightsaber while renouncing the Knights of Ren to lead a perfectly normal life.

I wish I didn't have to work all weekend.

[Darth Justicar]

(Oh my.  Complete normalcy is HORRIFYING.  O_O )

[Majobu5]

(Oh my.  Complete normalcy is HORRIFYING.  O_O )

Granted. Out of the possible 48 hours of the weekend, you'll work 42 of them, so it's not really all weekend.

I wish I was a liitle bit taller, and a baller.

[Rapine]

Granted. Out of the possible 48 hours of the weekend, you'll work 42 of them, so it's not really all weekend.

I wish I was a liitle bit taller, and a baller.

Granted. Now you're 7' tall, and play for the Washington Generals.

I wish it was July 5th already (delivery day).

[Majobu5]

Granted. Now you're 7' tall, and play for the Washington Generals.

I wish it was July 5th already (delivery day).

Granted. The mail carrier delivers a letter saying your delivery was lost in transit, and cannot be found.

I wish they made more Christian Bale Batman films

[JEStucker]

Granted. The mail carrier delivers a letter saying your delivery was lost in transit, and cannot be found.

I wish they made more Christian Bale Batman films

Granted, but Christian Bale is now a mute due to the strain on his vocal chords from the growly batman voice he does and is now over dubbed by Gilbert Gotfried.

I wish the 4th of July was over already.