Dino27
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 27
Posts: 35
The Darkside leads to sorrow; the Light to apathy.
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« Reply #570 on: August 12, 2016, 03:05:27 AM » |
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I wish millennials weren't so social media centric. Granted! The internet goes down, cell service stops, mobile data is cut off, and tech reverts to the mid 1900's. Only millennials are so clueless that now they are incapable of acquiring food, and starve. I wish people would stop using their phones while driving. |
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« Reply #571 on: August 12, 2016, 08:05:30 PM » |
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Granted! The internet goes down, cell service stops, mobile data is cut off, and tech reverts to the mid 1900's. Only millennials are so clueless that now they are incapable of acquiring food, and starve. You make it sound like a bad thing. I wish people would stop using their phones while driving.
Granted, but now you realize that people are just inherently terrible drivers. Losing all faith in humanity you kill yourself. Way to go, champ.  I wish I could function on only 1hr of sleep. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Majobu5
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 0
Posts: 1853
Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #572 on: August 12, 2016, 09:43:20 PM » |
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You make it sound like a bad thing. Granted, but now you realize that people are just inherently terrible drivers. Losing all faith in humanity you kill yourself. Way to go, champ. I wish I could function on only 1hr of sleep. Granted. You tell everyone your key to success:1 hour of sleep. Like sheep, others soon follow. Soon enough, they stop functioning, are lethargic and making your life a nightmare..a 23 hour nightmare. I wish people would stay in one lane instead if trying to get ahead, thus creating more traffic, in traffic. |
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CaffeinatedAdept
Knight Aspirant
Force Alignment: 10
Posts: 13
It is by Caffeine alone I set the Force in Motion
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« Reply #573 on: August 13, 2016, 02:54:35 AM » |
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I wish people would stay in one lane instead if trying to get ahead, thus creating more traffic, in traffic.
Granted. However noone gets to where they are going due to being unable to get to the exits, causing crashes and traffic jams due to empty gas tanks. I wish I wasn't an Oscar Meyer weiner. |
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Emotion in Peace Power through Knowledge Passion in Serenity Harmony in Chaos Immortality beyond Death Everything is Balanced |
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #574 on: August 13, 2016, 03:17:26 AM » |
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Granted, now you're a chocolate chip cookie. And you just got eaten. You'll be something else in a few days.
I wish we stopped putting prescription drug commercials on TV.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Ress Andor
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 12
Posts: 23
PEACE IS A LIE. THERE IS ONLY PASSION.
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« Reply #575 on: August 13, 2016, 04:22:50 AM » |
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Granted, now you're a chocolate chip cookie. And you just got eaten. You'll be something else in a few days.
I wish we stopped putting prescription drug commercials on TV.
Granted, but now all drugs, including prescription, are illegal to own and possession is punishable by exile to the moon. I wish I had a Correllian Corvette. *Note: This post used to say something else and respond to a different person, but I made a mistake. This new version fixes it. |
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"There is power in the abyss, in blackness more profound than the darkest dreams."
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« Reply #576 on: August 13, 2016, 09:55:49 PM » |
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Granted, but now all drugs, including prescription, are illegal to own and possession is punishable by exile to the moon.
I wish I had a Correllian Corvette.
*Note: This post used to say something else and respond to a different person, but I made a mistake. This new version fixes it.
Granted, but you just got pulled over by Vader and his posse, and we all know how that plays out, Capt. Antiles. I wish I wasn't at work on a Saturday. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Majobu5
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 0
Posts: 1853
Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #577 on: August 13, 2016, 10:02:59 PM » |
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Granted, but you just got pulled over by Vader and his posse, and we all know how that plays out, Capt. Antiles.
I wish I wasn't at work on a Saturday.
Me either! Granted. Come back tomorrow, and every Sunday from now on. Oh no, that doesn't mean you're getting Saturdays off, no no.... I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive. |
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Layana
Knight Lt. Commander
Force Alignment: -354
Posts: 490
Dark side points please ^^
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« Reply #578 on: August 13, 2016, 10:49:12 PM » |
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Me either!
Granted. Come back tomorrow, and every Sunday from now on. Oh no, that doesn't mean you're getting Saturdays off, no no....
I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive.
Granted, but so is Hitler XD I wish I had more money to buy more sabers... |
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Spectre (Diamond)
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Dark Prophecy, Blazing Red (Obsidian V4)
Prophecy, Guardian Blue (Obsidian V4)
Dark Sentinel V4, Sun Rider's Destiny (Obsidian V5)
Dark Apprentice v4, Guardian Blue (Stunt)
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Dark Shock (Emerald & Obsidian V4)
Dominix LE V3, TRI Consular Green (Obsidian V4)
Dominix LE V3, Adegan Silver (Stunt)
Aeon LE V4, Consular Green (Stunt)
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #579 on: August 13, 2016, 11:09:09 PM » |
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Granted, but now you have no money for food because all of your money is on a check made out to UltraSabers. And UltraSabers doesn't make food. Have fun trying to tell whether hilts or blades are more edible.
I wish the weather was always this nice.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Ress Andor
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 12
Posts: 23
PEACE IS A LIE. THERE IS ONLY PASSION.
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« Reply #580 on: August 15, 2016, 12:56:30 AM » |
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Granted, but the permanent weather change causes cataclysmic damage to the water and carbon cycles, effectively ending all life on this little blue rock. But hey at least you can enjoy a glass of Merlot in the nice weather among the heaps of corpses.
I wish I actually had the powers of the force.
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"There is power in the abyss, in blackness more profound than the darkest dreams."
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #581 on: August 15, 2016, 02:17:33 PM » |
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Granted, but the permanent weather change causes cataclysmic damage to the water and carbon cycles, effectively ending all life on this little blue rock. But hey at least you can enjoy a glass of Merlot in the nice weather among the heaps of corpses.
I wish I actually had the powers of the force.
Granted. You have all force powers, but you are also transformed into a Hutt. You are completly immobile, and nobody likes you. I wish I had money for cosplay and new sabers |
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BBL and proud!!!
My Sabers
Overlord (BR) Old Reliable w/ Obsidian v4
Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #582 on: August 15, 2016, 02:49:37 PM » |
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Granted, except that money used to be your college fund. Good luck getting a paying cosplay job when you graduate high school!
I wish I could always know when people are trying to lie to me.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #583 on: August 15, 2016, 02:55:09 PM » |
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Granted, except that money used to be your college fund. Good luck getting a paying cosplay job when you graduate high school!
I wish I could always know when people are trying to lie to me.
Granted, you now can discern whether or not someone is lying to you or not, but now YOU have an uncontrollable urge to constantly lie. Now nobody trusts you. I wish I had a college fund  |
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BBL and proud!!!
My Sabers
Overlord (BR) Old Reliable w/ Obsidian v4
Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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Majobu5
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 0
Posts: 1853
Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #584 on: August 15, 2016, 07:24:10 PM » |
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Granted, you now can discern whether or not someone is lying to you or not, but now YOU have an uncontrollable urge to constantly lie. Now nobody trusts you. I wish I had a college fund Granted. University of Alaska is sending you their packet. Might take 3 weeks to get it though, seeing as the only have one mailman in the whole town. I wish my body didn't ache so much. |
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