Iram
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« Reply #600 on: September 06, 2016, 04:58:17 PM » |
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Granted, you can buy them in apps though so everything is in your phone! Problem solved, right? Wrong. First, you don't have enough memory to hold so much storage, so you have to buy a new memory card. But the memory does more harm than good, and locks you out of your phone. While walking to the store to fix the problem, you trip, sending your phone into the street, getting crushed by a car.
I wish homework with my 5 year old wasn't like pulling teeth
Granted! It's now more like a colonoscopy. I wish English was more easier too use. |
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Majobu5
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Posts: 1853
Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #601 on: September 06, 2016, 05:44:49 PM » |
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Granted! It's now more like a colonoscopy.
I wish English was more easier too use.
Granted, now it's time for a more easier wish ruiner in English. "More easier too use" First off, you're acknowledging is easy as it is, so now you want it more easy. Second, the word too as you used it is incorrect. Too is an acronym for "also", or "as well". To is the correct word here. Where you're using it, I'm unclear of, so I'll let it be. So, let's rewrite your wish. I wish the English vernacular was a well sharpened Swiss army knife so I could cut through the language barrier in life and solve world issues. I wish sarcasm wasn't my first thought in mind when it comes to others' opinions. |
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GregG124
Knight Commander
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Posts: 1479
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« Reply #602 on: September 06, 2016, 08:12:03 PM » |
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Granted, now it's time for a more easier wish ruiner in English.
"More easier too use"
First off, you're acknowledging is easy as it is, so now you want it more easy.
Second, the word too as you used it is incorrect. Too is an acronym for "also", or "as well". To is the correct word here.
Where you're using it, I'm unclear of, so I'll let it be.
So, let's rewrite your wish.
I wish the English vernacular was a well sharpened Swiss army knife so I could cut through the language barrier in life and solve world issues.
I wish sarcasm wasn't my first thought in mind when it comes to others' opinions.
Granted, not it's no longer a thought and it comes out unfiltered no matter what. I wish I had another egg salad sandwich. |
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Rapine
Honoured Recipient of the Warlord Order
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« Reply #603 on: September 07, 2016, 03:38:50 PM » |
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Granted, not it's no longer a thought and it comes out unfiltered no matter what.
I wish I had another egg salad sandwich.
Granted, but it's made from six ostrich eggs, and is absolutely massive. Eat it all now - don't want seem impolite. I wish I had a dozen tacos. |
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« Reply #604 on: September 07, 2016, 06:53:57 PM » |
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Granted, but it's made from six ostrich eggs, and is absolutely massive. Eat it all now - don't want seem impolite.
I wish I had a dozen tacos.
Granted, but they're 5 weeks old and covered in the unthinkable. XÞ I wish I had a huge paycheck coming tomorrow. |
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Majobu5
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« Reply #605 on: September 08, 2016, 01:50:04 AM » |
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Granted, but they're 5 weeks old and covered in the unthinkable. XÞ
I wish I had a huge paycheck coming tomorrow.
Granted. Your Publishers clearing House ginormous check for $10 is on its way! I wish my pool would stop leaking. |
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Rapine
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« Reply #606 on: September 08, 2016, 09:24:58 AM » |
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Granted. Your Publishers clearing House ginormous check for $10 is on its way!
I wish my pool would stop leaking.
Granted. It completely fails. No more leak. I wish I had some chocolate cake. |
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Layana
Knight Lt. Commander
Force Alignment: -354
Posts: 490
Dark side points please ^^
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« Reply #607 on: September 08, 2016, 10:36:45 PM » |
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Granted. It completely fails. No more leak.
I wish I had some chocolate cake.
Granted, but after eating the chocolat cake, you won't fit in any of your Star Wars costume! I wish I would not have so much work to do... |
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Majobu5
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« Reply #608 on: September 09, 2016, 02:03:56 AM » |
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Granted, but after eating the chocolat cake, you won't fit in any of your Star Wars costume!
I wish I would not have so much work to do...
Granted. Step into the office, cuz your floopin fired! I wish my coworkers were more competent. |
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« Reply #609 on: September 09, 2016, 06:25:16 PM » |
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Granted. Step into the office, cuz your floopin fired!
I wish my coworkers were more competent.
Granted. And now your bosses realize that you are obsolete. Good luck on the bread lines. I wish my problems would go away. |
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Majobu5
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« Reply #610 on: September 10, 2016, 12:02:28 AM » |
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Granted. And now your bosses realize that you are obsolete. Good luck on the bread lines.
I wish my problems would go away.
Granted, but they return with their cousins Evan Bighur Problems and Hugh G. Problems. I wish I would've got something to eat before I got stuck in the sand Wednesday. |
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Badil_Yerak
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Force Alignment: 2
Posts: 28
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« Reply #611 on: November 22, 2016, 08:36:22 PM » |
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Granted, but its the first and last piece of the bread.  I wish I would have enough money to buy whatever I want. |
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Darth Calon
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« Reply #612 on: November 22, 2016, 08:40:24 PM » |
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Granted, but its the first and last piece of the bread. I wish I would have enough money to buy whatever I want. Granted, you bought everything you wanted, but now you're broke, out of a job, and no one will hire you when they hear how you spent your money. I wish I had more money. |
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« Reply #613 on: November 22, 2016, 08:40:58 PM » |
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Granted, but its the first and last piece of the bread.
I think you mean the heals. Granted, but with it comes the old wisdom "Mo' money, Mo' problems." I wish for the ability to instantly gratify any of my desires. |
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #614 on: November 22, 2016, 08:44:19 PM » |
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I think you mean the heals.
Granted, but with it comes the old wisdom "Mo' money, Mo' problems."
I wish for the ability to instantly gratify any of my desires.
Granted, but then you have to give them all away. I wish that I had one of every Ultrasaber. |
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"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
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