Jev Moldara
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The Mad Professor
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« Reply #810 on: September 01, 2017, 01:21:35 AM » |
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Granted but it's with real lightsabers and the final lesson will be a fight to the death
I wish the world would only exist of Pansexuals so no one cared about looks only character
Granted, but now everyone looks like the unholy spawn of Steve Buscemi and the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man. I wish I had a pocket (that was unable to be lost or stolen) which contained within it the exact amount of funds (in any needed currency, including money orders, checks, cashiers checks, and/or credit cards) necessary to complete any financial transaction I am attempting. |
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« Reply #811 on: September 01, 2017, 02:29:13 PM » |
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Granted, but nobody likes you or wants to do business with you.
I wish I hadn't given up on my Cloud account.
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Lord Bladewraith
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -473
Posts: 2429
Either you like Star Wars... Or you're wrong.
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« Reply #812 on: September 01, 2017, 04:52:19 PM » |
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Granted, but nobody likes you or wants to do business with you.
I wish I hadn't given up on my Cloud account.
Granted, but the government unveils a new law supported by millions of dollars invested in cryptography that all information stored in Cloud accounts will now be openly accessible to them and anyone they choose to share it with, and they post a banner now posted at the top of everyone's Cloud accounts, "Too Many Secrets". I wish I had more time for hobbies. |
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 My Top 3 Favorite Sabers: Electrum Wind, Emperor's Hand and Shock LE |
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« Reply #813 on: September 01, 2017, 04:55:53 PM » |
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Granted, but the government unveils a new law supported by millions of dollars invested in cryptography that all information stored in Cloud accounts will now be openly accessible to them and anyone they choose to share it with, and they post a banner now posted at the top of everyone's Cloud accounts, "Too Many Secrets".
You bastard. Now everyone knows I play with LEGOs and have a little dog. I wish I had more time for hobbies.
Granted, but you lose your job. Now you have no money to fund your hobbies. I wish I could figure out how best to ask this girl on 2nd shift out. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Lord Bladewraith
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -473
Posts: 2429
Either you like Star Wars... Or you're wrong.
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« Reply #814 on: September 01, 2017, 05:24:07 PM » |
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You bastard. Now everyone knows I play with LEGOs and have a little dog.
lol  Granted, but you lose your job. Now you have no money to fund your hobbies.
I wish I could figure out how best to ask this girl on 2nd shift out.
Granted; however, you now find out that your position is being relocated overseas and now you must choose whether to take a lower paying job to stay and ask her out the way you had planned or relocate and never get the chance. I wish my family wasn't allergic to cats so I could have one as a pet. |
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My Top 3 Favorite Sabers: Electrum Wind, Emperor's Hand and Shock LE
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Jev Moldara
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 1280
Posts: 6438
The Mad Professor
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« Reply #815 on: September 01, 2017, 05:44:27 PM » |
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lol Granted; however, you now find out that your position is being relocated overseas and now you must choose whether to take a lower paying job to stay and ask her out the way you had planned or relocate and never get the chance. I wish my family wasn't allergic to cats so I could have one as a pet. GRANTED. They are, however, still allergic to cat dander. I wish Hurricane Harvey hadn't been so destructive. |
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Tzimho
Knight Officer
Force Alignment: -75
Posts: 129
I'm one with the force, the force is with me..
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« Reply #816 on: September 01, 2017, 06:09:38 PM » |
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GRANTED. They are, however, still allergic to cat dander.
I wish Hurricane Harvey hadn't been so destructive.
GRANTED!! but in place there will be a massive heat wave. I wish I had a bigger car |
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Working on a Gray-Jedi cosplay...
Following the ways of the Force, not the ways of some order!
Dark Shock (Emerald RGBA V4 sound)
Reaper (Emerald RGBW V4 sound)
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Lord Bladewraith
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -473
Posts: 2429
Either you like Star Wars... Or you're wrong.
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« Reply #817 on: September 01, 2017, 06:42:52 PM » |
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GRANTED!! but in place there will be a massive heat wave.
I wish I had a bigger car
Granted, but now it's getting constantly getting dinged up in the parking lot by other careless drivers and grocery carts. I wish I could have fresh peaches all year long and not just in August and September. |
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My Top 3 Favorite Sabers: Electrum Wind, Emperor's Hand and Shock LE
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MPrieto73
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 8
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« Reply #818 on: September 01, 2017, 07:13:54 PM » |
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Granted, but now it's getting constantly getting dinged up in the parking lot by other careless drivers and grocery carts.
I wish I could have fresh peaches all year long and not just in August and September.
Granted! but now the peaches despite being fresh now have a taste of being sower and rotted. I wish I had a fully tricked out speeder bike |
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7/28/17 Electrum Wind Diamond
7/29/17 The Guardian Emerald
8/24/17 Dark Liberator V3 Diamond
8/24/17 Manticore Diamond
8/24/17 Dominix V2 Stunt
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« Reply #819 on: September 01, 2017, 07:22:32 PM » |
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If I make any less, I'd go start washing cars to get a raise. You clearly have no concept of how to ruin wishes. Jev, show 'im how it's done. I wish I had a fully tricked out speeder bike
Granted, but......y'know  I wish to die happy. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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StarWarsForce
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -106
Posts: 350
Light or Dark Points? You choose!
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« Reply #820 on: September 02, 2017, 12:06:47 AM » |
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GRANTED! Ultrasabers just sent you a surprise shipment of every saber in their arsenal to pick up at your local post office! But you die immediately from shock at your own happiness, and so you never picked up the package.
I wish I could create a wish that could never be ruined by the Ruin a Wish Foundation.
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Sabers I own (in order of how I got them):
Dominix LE V4--AS--Stunt
Consular--Emerald RGBW--V4 Sound
Manticore CE--Emerald RGBW--V4 Sound
Crimson Reaper--Tri AS--V4 Sound (Free Premium GB)
Dark War Glaive Body/Crimson Reaper Emitter/Crimson Mantis Pommel Mix--BR--Stunt (Free Premium GB)
Dark Prophecy V3--DVA--V4 Sound
Initiate LE V4--CG--Lite Sound (2nd Summer Raffle Win, 4th Prize, 2016)
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Taegin Roan
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 2066
Posts: 6256
Lord of the Force
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« Reply #821 on: September 02, 2017, 02:10:08 AM » |
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Granted, but you forget what it is.
I wish I had more chocolate.
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"I am the Outcast's Shadow" - Taegin Roan
"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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Darth Calon
Knight Commander
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« Reply #822 on: September 02, 2017, 02:59:33 AM » |
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Granted, but you forget what it is.
I wish I had more chocolate.
Granted, but now you don't like it anymore. I wish it wasn't so hot in Florida. |
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Jev Moldara
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 1280
Posts: 6438
The Mad Professor
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« Reply #823 on: September 02, 2017, 11:33:28 AM » |
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Granted, but now you don't like it anymore.
I wish it wasn't so hot in Florida.
Granted. It's no longer as hot as it is. It's now hotter, as in Arizona summer temperatures with all the humidity of Florida. Thanks, jackass. I wish for a giant puppy. |
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Darth Calon
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« Reply #824 on: September 02, 2017, 02:27:08 PM » |
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Granted. It's no longer as hot as it is. It's now hotter, as in Arizona summer temperatures with all the humidity of Florida. Thanks, jackass.
I wish for a giant puppy.
Granted, but it keeps stepping on you. I wish I wasn't so sunburned. |
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