Golden Fedora
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« Reply #1065 on: August 12, 2018, 02:15:29 AM » |
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I wish my neighbour wasn't so into me
Granted! now they hate you with a passion I wish people would stop making fun of my dyed hair |
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CruentoNox
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We are what they grow beyond
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« Reply #1066 on: August 13, 2018, 09:09:37 AM » |
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Granted...Now they only make fun of every mistake you've ever made. I wish my boss went for early retirement  |
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1067 on: August 15, 2018, 01:07:32 AM » |
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Granted. Your boss retires and the company shuts down leaving you to run away and join the circus and become a very popular juggling clown named Nock Nox. I wish I had a six pack of cold beer. |
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Lady Agana Kath
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« Reply #1068 on: August 15, 2018, 01:21:58 AM » |
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Granted. It's a nice frosty pack of Root beer.
I wish it was 2 weeks from now.
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1069 on: August 15, 2018, 01:32:31 AM » |
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Good enough.
Granted. You are magically transported 2 weeks into the future were you are instantly put into a time machine that was just completed and brought back to last Tuesday.
I wish I could still skateboard. (I think I know where this is going)
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Lady Agana Kath
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« Reply #1070 on: August 15, 2018, 01:38:45 AM » |
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Granted. You are magically transported 2 weeks into the future were you are instantly put into a time machine that was just completed and brought back to last Tuesday. I could handle that, I'd get to rewatch the races  Granted. You are so overjoyed at you renewed ability that while on said skateboard you forget to look both ways before crossing the street. A lady blows a stop sign and you are once again unable to skateboard. I wish I could snap my fingers and have my book collection packed and all my furniture moved. |
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1071 on: August 15, 2018, 01:59:46 AM » |
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I knew that was going to happen.
Granted. You snap your fingers and your book collection and all your furniture has been packed and been moved... three feet to the left.
I wish could go to Japan.
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CruentoNox
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« Reply #1072 on: August 15, 2018, 06:48:07 PM » |
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Granted. Your boss retires and the company shuts down leaving you to run away and join the circus and become a very popular juggling clown named Nock Nox. Love it I wish could go to Japan.
Granted...you get to Japan right in time for the biggest earthquake to ever hit Tokyo right when you're at the top of the Tokyo Sky Tree...now on the bright side you have a long fall ahead of you to think of all the other things you would've liked to do in your lifetime. |
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1073 on: August 15, 2018, 07:00:06 PM » |
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I can think of worse ways to go. Thanks Nock Nox!  What do you wish for? |
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CruentoNox
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« Reply #1074 on: August 16, 2018, 09:33:08 AM » |
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Damn wishes...always forget to make a new one.
I wish I had the money for a Diamond Controller saber
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1075 on: August 16, 2018, 10:10:11 AM » |
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Keep in mind you didn't wish you HAD a Diamond Controller saber. You just wished you had the money for one. So...
Granted. You now have the money for a Diamond Controller saber. But it's the only extra money you have for the next 2 and a half months and you just ran out of food.
I wish I had new shoes. In my size.
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CruentoNox
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« Reply #1076 on: August 16, 2018, 10:56:17 AM » |
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Keep in mind you didn't wish you HAD a Diamond Controller saber. You just wished you had the money for one. So...
Granted. You now have the money for a Diamond Controller saber. But it's the only extra money you have for the next 2 and a half months and you just ran out of food.
Good one I wish I had new shoes. In my size.
Granted...Here are some Moon Boots made of Wookie Fur (smell included ) I wish could Force-choke the dealers downtown |
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #1077 on: August 17, 2018, 02:30:31 AM » |
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Good one Granted...Here are some Moon Boots made of Wookie Fur (smell included ) I wish could Force-choke the dealers downtown Granted, but you get arrested for murder (even though they probably deserved it). I wish I had more time to read books. |
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"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1078 on: August 17, 2018, 03:43:54 AM » |
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Granted, but all you have to read is Dr. Suess.
I wish I had a saber staff.
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #1079 on: August 17, 2018, 04:30:20 AM » |
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Granted, but all you have to read is Dr. Suess.
"Do you like my hat?" "I do not." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." or maybe: "One fish two fish. Red fish blue fish." or how about: "The time has come." "The time has come. The time is now" "Just go. Go. GO! I don't care how." "You can go by foot. You can go by cow." "Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now!" need I go on? Granted, but all you have to read is Dr. Suess.
I wish I had a saber staff.
Granted, but it is a cheap plastic one that disintegrates after the first light tap it is given. I wish I could go swimming more than I do. |
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