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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2018, 03:42:03 PM »

Smoothie time.

I bought a riding crop, an apple pie, and a box of tampons. Why?
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2018, 05:40:49 PM »

Smoothie time.

I bought a riding crop, an apple pie, and a box of tampons. Why?

You're acting out the next Pulp Fiction movie.

I bought a jackhammer, a chainsaw, and a truckload of quick-crete.
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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2018, 10:43:58 PM »

I bought a jackhammer, a chainsaw, and a truckload of quick-crete.

new patio!

I bought a paintball mask, a trash can lid and a 6-pack of monster, why?
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« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2018, 12:42:22 PM »

For the shopping cart melee.


I bought pillow, a length of rubber hose, and i tunic. Why?
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« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2018, 12:44:12 PM »

Cosplay idea

I bought a tea pot, a saber and a hat. Why?
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« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2018, 12:47:22 PM »

Cosplay idea

I bought a tea pot, a saber and a hat. Why?
Garden party. Duh.


I bought a hamster, 10lbs of ballistics gel, and a Frisbee. Why?
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« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2018, 12:57:36 PM »

Because you have devious plans to take over The Mouse with another rodent  Grin

I bought a Sharpie, a scale and a electric bbq rotisserie. Why?
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« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2018, 01:43:56 PM »

Studying the roasting times of your enemies.

I bought two reams of paper, 5 gallons of gas, and a box of condoms, why?
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »

You're going to have one hell of a bonfire

I bought a clock, an orchid and some aspirin, why?
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2018, 01:53:19 PM »

You're going to have one hell of a bonfire
Damn. I was going to say napalm water balloons. Undecided
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« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2018, 01:54:37 PM »

Damn. I was going to say napalm water balloons. Undecided
Less work, more forum  Tongue
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« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2018, 02:19:02 PM »

Damn. I was going to say napalm water balloons. Undecided

Might be where I was going with that...
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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2018, 02:42:53 PM »

I bought a saber, a lego death star, and a box of matches. why?
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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2018, 04:21:52 PM »

I bought a saber, a lego death star, and a box of matches. why?

Because you forgot to answer LAK's shopping list.

I bought straps, padding, and lube, why?
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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2018, 09:04:59 PM »

Because you forgot to answer LAK's shopping list.

I bought straps, padding, and lube, why?


Because full blown bondage scares you.

I bought 1 single house brick.
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