Okay, this is what you do, you go dress up like this guy:

(okay, when I was thinking up this joke in my head, I thought let's go look for a pic of Osama, and then I found this....... and I just can't help but ask..... What The Hell is Bert Doing With Osama?!?!?!? lmao)
(Joke Back On Track

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and you go up to the Customs Agents and tell them that it's just a pipe for your gum (don't worry that they'll hear "Pipe Bomb") lmao
Oh wait you want to get your sabers out of customs, not go to Federal Prison for the Rest of Your Life...............

My Bad

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!