Tasardur
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« Reply #360 on: August 29, 2012, 01:42:36 PM » |
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 "The really bad words are filtered but thats about it. We dont bitch too much about casual swearing, but dont be an ass about it." - Ultra Dominix v2 SY
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Starswirl
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There is no chaos, there is harmony.
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« Reply #361 on: August 29, 2012, 06:51:52 PM » |
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I found this one to be amusing. 
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RogueLeader
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Apathy is death?...meh, I don't care
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« Reply #362 on: August 30, 2012, 01:13:48 AM » |
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Okay, so here's chapter 1 of my fic, feel free to read and comment.
My Little Changeling chapter 1
Twilight turned over in her bed at the sound of something heavy being dragged over the floor. “Whaa…?” She rose from her bed and trotted to where she could get a clear view of the main floor. Squinting into the darkness, she could see… what looked like a large, shadowy figure moving about the main floor? Her heart began to beat frantically. Calm down, Twilight. It’s just your imagination. She telekinetically turned on the lights, revealing…. “Spike? What are you doing?” The young dragon had been lugging the heavy bookstand in front of the door, where a massive pile of books had accumulated. Spike shrugged. “Ah, nothing. I was just, you know, forming a barrier. In case Chrysalis and her shapeshifters happen to attack again.” Twilight sighed. “Spike?” she asked as she moved down the stairs. “Are you all right? You’ve been acting funny these past couple of days.” “I’m perfect fine. I was just kinda worried…” She rolled her eyes. Spike could be so irritating at times… “There’s nothing to be worried about,” she said, irritated. “Get back to bed, and I’ll clean this ‘barricade’ of yours up.” Concentrating hard, she began to levitate the various objects back in to position- only to open her eyes to see Spike sprawled on top of the pile. “Spike? What’s going on with you?” Spike opened his mouth to speak but the voice that came out of it wasn’t Spike’s at all. “Did you think you were going to get away from me so easily, Twilight Sparkle?” A shiver ran down Twilight’s spine, making her mane stand slightly on end. I know that voice… Her thoughts were interrupted by the brilliant burst of green light that engulfed her dragon friend. When the light finally died, Twilight didn’t even need to look to know who it was. “Chrysalis,” she breathed. “Miss me, Twilight? I must say, I was…rather disappointed that you were so callous as to ruin my perfectly planned wedding day.” The changeling queen took a step towards Twilight, her green eyes flashing with malice. “But it all worked out in the end,” she continued, an odd smile on her face. “I found another stallion to love me, and now I have regained all of my power.” No! This can’t be happening! Twilight felt sick- she’d seen what Chrysalis had been able to do. She’d nearly killed Celestia, how could she stand against her? “What have you done with Spike?” Twilight managed to choke out. “You honestly think I‘d tell you that? You’re more foolish than I thought. But don’t worry, you’ll still make a capable soldier in my army- once I convert you into a changeling, that is.” “NO!” Twilight cried. She stomped her hoof and fired a bright magenta bolt from her horn. Chrysalis simply caught it. “I must say, Twilight, I’m impressed. Very brave of you, yet absolutely useless,” Chrysalis said as she fired a stun ray at Twilight. The unicorn jumped backwards frantically, her hooves scrabbling on the floor. The blast landed right at Twilight’s hooves, sending her flying through the air and into the bookshelf. Hard. The unicorn fell to the floor in a heap. Twilight raised her head weakly, only to see Chrysalis striding across the floor towards her, her horn glowing brightly. A circle of sickly green fire sprang up around the unicorn. Don’t panic, Twilight. You’re only going to wind up teleported to some forgotten mine, that’s all. She could see only one chance. With all her might, she jumped upwards and into the bookshelf, safely out of the reach of the green flames. Wrapping her forelegs around the cubbyholes, she slowly began to climb. “Going somewhere, Twilight?” Chrysalis smiled evilly as her horn began to glow. Suddenly, Twilight felt herself being pulled from the shelf. She tried desperately to hold on, but to no avail. She flew through the air, all four legs flailing wildly, until she hit the floor a Chrysalis’ hooves with a thud! Twilight Sparkle- commander of the Elements of Harmony, protégé of Princess Celestia herself, and one of the most magically talented unicorns in all of Equestria- twitched once, then fell still.
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Luna
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« Reply #363 on: August 30, 2012, 02:52:14 AM » |
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Lord Cooler
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« Reply #364 on: August 30, 2012, 03:51:49 AM » |
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Pic 1 - Proof that Derpy Hooves can warp reality. Kind of like Pinkie, but not on purpose  Pic 2 - Yamcha never wins anyway... Pic 3 - Okay, I recognize the flying three. Who the HAY are the other 5? o.O
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Luna
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« Reply #365 on: August 30, 2012, 03:55:42 AM » |
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Pic 3 - Okay, I recognize the flying three. Who the HAY are the other 5? o.O
Previous gens, or so I'm told.... the magenta me on the right is awesome, regardless of its origins. When I first saw it, my brain nearly exploded. The fun hadn't been doubled, it had been.... it had.... it.... okay, I'm calming down now.... it is not dignified to hyperventilate in front of the subjects....
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SOTJ
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Serenity, the way of the Jedi is serenity.
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« Reply #366 on: August 30, 2012, 04:06:49 AM » |
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The magenta one is.... glittery!!!! A little like the Luna Eclipsed deleted scene but infinitely superior!
Luna! Be glittery NOW! I know you and your little corporation have something that can accomplish this feat!
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Tasardur
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« Reply #367 on: August 30, 2012, 02:09:57 PM » |
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SOTJ
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« Reply #368 on: August 30, 2012, 06:48:40 PM » |
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So I was at the mall and noticed a little girl alone in a store. Turns out she had strayed from her mother and was lost. Anyways, while I was helping find her mother, I noticed that she was carrying a MLP backpack. I inquired about it and she said that she loves MLP toys but hates the show. When I asked her why, she said she was scared of the mean blue princess who yells at everyone on Halloween.... after a few minutes I located her panicked mother and reunited them. Moral of the story? Don't be Luna 
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Darth Rifter
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Darth Rifter and Jedi Keldor...Darn it I forgot.
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« Reply #369 on: August 30, 2012, 07:03:27 PM » |
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 If you know who that is, then you have read THE greatest fanfic ever, Past Sins. If not, then what are you waiting for? GO READ IT, NOW!!!!!!
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RogueLeader
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Apathy is death?...meh, I don't care
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« Reply #370 on: August 30, 2012, 08:31:47 PM » |
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So I was at the mall and noticed a little girl alone in a store. Turns out she had strayed from her mother and was lost. Anyways, while I was helping find her mother, I noticed that she was carrying a MLP backpack. I inquired about it and she said that she loves MLP toys but hates the show. When I asked her why, she said she was scared of the mean blue princess who yells at everyone on Halloween.... after a few minutes I located her panicked mother and reunited them. Moral of the story? Don't be Luna  Lol how can she not like Luna? I wonder what she thinks of Chrysalis then 
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Lord Cooler
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« Reply #371 on: August 30, 2012, 09:42:10 PM » |
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So I was at the mall and noticed a little girl alone in a store. Turns out she had strayed from her mother and was lost. Anyways, while I was helping find her mother, I noticed that she was carrying a MLP backpack. I inquired about it and she said that she loves MLP toys but hates the show. When I asked her why, she said she was scared of the mean blue princess who yells at everyone on Halloween.... after a few minutes I located her panicked mother and reunited them. Moral of the story? Don't be Luna  LoL, that's a first. I personally feel the opposite; love the show, but the toys creep me out(at least the official ones). Funny thing, considering the whole purpose of the show was to advertise said toys...
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RogueLeader
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« Reply #372 on: August 31, 2012, 12:03:38 AM » |
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So I think "It's About Time" is an analogy for the Mayan prophecy that the world will end in December.
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Luna
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« Reply #373 on: August 31, 2012, 12:55:49 AM » |
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So I think "It's About Time" is an analogy for the Mayan prophecy that the world will end in December.
If there was a prophecy, that is  Perhaps so, but the first time I watched it I just couldn't get past the Terminator reference  So I was at the mall and noticed a little girl alone in a store. Turns out she had strayed from her mother and was lost. Anyways, while I was helping find her mother, I noticed that she was carrying a MLP backpack. I inquired about it and she said that she loves MLP toys but hates the show. When I asked her why, she said she was scared of the mean blue princess who yells at everyone on Halloween.... after a few minutes I located her panicked mother and reunited them. Moral of the story? Don't be Luna  Thanks for that I AM THE MEAN BLUE PRINCESS! FEAR MY CANTERLOCK!Lol how can she not like Luna? I wonder what she thinks of Chrysalis then  To be honest, I would way rather fight Chrysalis than Luna.... maybe it's just me, but lightning, weather control, the power to raise the moon, having once had the ability to wield half the Elements of Harmony and some shapeshifting powers are altogether more intimidating than typical (if more powerful, at least under some circumstances) magic and shapeshifting  Plus, Luna was BA enough to freakin' sleep through Chrysalis' whole invasion. If that isn't intimidating in and of itself, I don't know what is. Luna is the Equestrian equivalent of the honey badger. By the way, Rogue, I shall be reading the first chapter of your fanfic tonight (in depth) 
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Luna
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« Reply #374 on: August 31, 2012, 01:54:54 AM » |
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Double-post time!     FINALLY! Something that has to do with cupcakes not Cupcakes!  Link for those with wee screens: http://cheezburger.com/6548288768Now for the power of CELESTIA! (In honor of SOTJ's new avatar, which I find fitting  ) CAKE!  Need cake.... (the second pic is the cutest face Celestia ever makes  )   What the hay is happening to my cake?!  Bad poker face....  I shall defend my right to eat cake!    I could really use some cake right now....  ....and now I need cake and a chiropractor....  Yes, SOTJ likes cake as well as glitter.... 
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