Choose your weapon...

[TheHobbitofDune]

i think im gonna die

Your faith in me is astounding.

[Kaiden Shardsbane]

Well, I'd have some range, because of the chain aspect.  And it'd be really hard to disarm me, considering the blades would be attached to my arms.  Considering that most of my formal training involved duel wielding weapons similar in length, I think I would be able to hold my own.  However, my lack of experience in any real combat would probably trip me up.

I'm gonna go with 60% as well.

[Darth Nekesus]

Your faith in me is astounding.

its not you its just aside from the fact that its a spear i dont know anything about it.

[Luna]

Remember guys, lickers have a huge weakness - their brain is exposed.

Here are their advantages over normal humans:

- Long, razor-sharp tongue (probably about 12' long and capable of splitting a man)

- Their tremendous amounts of muscle and complete lack of skin and allow them to be extremely agile

- Their claws are extremely sharp and powerful

- They develop an amazing sense of hearing, allowing them to be just as effective hunters as if they had eyesight

- Last but not least, they can climb on any surface (for instance, they can sprint upside-down on sheet metal)

[RLYHYPERGUY]

Well, I'd have some range, because of the chain aspect.  And it'd be really hard to disarm me, considering the blades would be attached to my arms.  Considering that most of my formal training involved duel wielding weapons similar in length, I think I would be able to hold my own.  However, my lack of experience in any real combat would probably trip me up.

I'm gonna go with 60% as well.

I guess we're a pretty solid team. 

[Tasardur]

Okay, hold up. What's going on here? I would rather not read through all 5 million pages of this thread and try to make sense of it.

[TheHobbitofDune]

its not you its just aside from the fact that its a spear i dont know anything about it.

This video will explain everything...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHJjscyOmTA" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHJjscyOmTA</a>

[Master Rel]

Okay, hold up. What's going on here? I would rather not read through all 5 million pages of this thread and try to make sense of it.

Lol just 7 including this one 

[Darth Nekesus]

I see it as more of a gauntlet chain launcher then a spear.

[Master Rel]

The team of D&H are up first!

D) Link's sword-and-shield - RLYHYPERGUY

H) Blades of Chaos - Kaiden Shardsbane


*****

Random generated...1-3 other teams and 1-13 lickers...16 options...LICKER!

Ok folks...how do you think D&H will do against a Licker?

D...30% defend and 30% attack
H...50% attack and 10% defend

initiative...licker!

attack (70% at range 50% hand to hand= attacks...20% defend) at range...50/50...on D!

it is a hit (47%)...D defends (09%)...D uses the shield and is still alive!

D & H split the difference getting on either side...

initiative...D & H!

D attack (74%)...miss!
H attack (27%)...hit!

Licker defends (81%)...fail!  Dead!

Well done D & H...you have survived round one...find the closest safe room and await the next round!

[ChaosMidge]

Holy hippies... my round is gonna be terrible... No offense, Rel.

[Master Rel]

So Rel, the keyblade has its own kind of magic. How shall we strategize? I've now got power over most elements, as well as a kickbutt sword thing that can unlock any lock, including people's hearts.

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The Keyblade's main ability is the power to open or close any lock, whether it be a physical object, or even the heart of a person or world. Their ability to unlock a person's heart makes them particularly effective weapons against Heartless and Nobodies, but also draws these beasts to the wielders. Meanwhile, their power over a world's heart allows a wielder to open or seal the barriers between worlds, or even lock the world's heart to protect it from darkness. Keyblades usually exercise this power by emitting a bright, thin beam of light, but can also work by being directly impaled into a person's chest.

In combat, Keyblades are used in a manner similar to swords. Despite most Keyblade's lack of a cutting edge, or the apparent frailty of their design, Keyblades are able to serve as both excellent blunt weapons, and supernaturally precise cutting tools. Keyblades can be used to channel the powers of light or darkness, and are also natural conduits for magic; even Keyblade wielders without formal training are able to perform magic with power rivaling that of expert mages.

Keyblade wielders are also able to modify the size and shape of their Keyblade. This can be used to merely augment their use as weapons, or even to transform the Keyblade into a vehicle called a "Keyblade Glider", which the wielder may use to traverse the Lanes Between. A Keyblade wielder can also attach a Keychain or Gear to their Keyblade in order to transform it into a set size and shape, as well as to channel the Keychain's innate strengths and abilities. Equipping a Keychain also changes the effect generated when the Keyblade is summoned; this effect is generally based on the Keychain's symbolism.

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Seems like we are looking at 10% melee/attack 10% melee/defend and 40% special...the heart beam...convert evil into good

How does that sound everyone?

[RLYHYPERGUY]

Yay! 

[Kaiden Shardsbane]

I chain-whip-sliced that Licker!  All right!  I think we might survive this, RLYHYPERGUY!

[RLYHYPERGUY]

We definitely have a good roll going!