Xaeyon
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« Reply #570 on: March 14, 2014, 03:02:13 AM » |
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use the convenient, over-utilised power of his light-up pen to fix ...
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Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #571 on: March 14, 2014, 03:49:26 AM » |
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Hawk-Bat 8's faulty compensator, which made him very greatful, so he didn't shoot the man with the light pen, but he did steal the pen to further repair his squadmates ships, but that would have to wait until after...
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 I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar! Dominix v2 Fire Orange Aeon v3 Guardian Blue/Obsidian |
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
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« Reply #572 on: March 14, 2014, 03:55:27 AM » |
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these commercials ...
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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Jammo
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 326
Posts: 3153
Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #573 on: March 14, 2014, 04:18:12 AM » |
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I'm the ghost of Billy Mays, here for...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #574 on: March 14, 2014, 05:20:34 AM » |
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Zombie cream! Is your zombie skin all dry and cracked? Well, no more! Now you can try new zombie cream and get back your lose, soggy and saggy skin again in minutes! Just apply zombie cream to your dry skin and problem solved! If you order in the next five minutes we'll double the order! Only 28 payments of $45.87 plus shipping. But wait! There's more!...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
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« Reply #575 on: March 14, 2014, 05:47:40 AM » |
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if you purchase two or more Zombie Cream today, you'll also receive this digital camera and 4 TB hard drive for storing all your zombie memories on. Remember the look on the last guy's face you bit off? No? Well NOW! YOU! CAAAAAAN!
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Prowl 1701
Mentor of the Prophecy Order
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 830
Posts: 3816
We're all just dreams in the end...
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« Reply #576 on: March 14, 2014, 05:51:28 AM » |
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Call within the next five minutes and we'll throw in the Zombie Survival Guide (For Zombies) at no extra cost to you, which is great because...
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #577 on: March 14, 2014, 06:01:06 AM » |
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As a zombie you probably don't have any money. Remember, the next time you are about to eat someone's delicious brain, stop, make them order Zombie cream for you, then eat them! Call 9 (662) 432-7326. (Yes, that spells zombie cream) order zombie cream now! Zombie cream! From the makers of...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Deceptae
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -90
Posts: 2004
Power, Passion, Strength
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« Reply #578 on: March 14, 2014, 06:20:44 AM » |
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The T-Virus!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Darth Burgaar
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -68
Posts: 394
Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #579 on: March 14, 2014, 06:41:52 AM » |
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But Wait!! Theres MOOORE!!! Not only can you get your hands on the 'Life ending and resurrecting potion of death'!? You also receive . . A Free set of STEAK KNIVES! to throw at whomever of your Zombie buddies REEEALY annoys you! But that's not all folks?! Order now and . .
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"The Sith have no Fear and give no Quarter!! If you challenge them? . . then pray the Force is with you!" My Sabers : Malice, Scorpion & Crimson Scorpion, Archon 2.1, Chosen One CE, Graflex CE (all Emerald) Liberator, 2x Initiate v3.1.  |
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Vixus PriX
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -73
Posts: 1797
The only sober Hawk Bat
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« Reply #580 on: March 14, 2014, 12:15:42 PM » |
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and you will realize that the person who resurrected the never ending saberfoum game has mysteriously disappeared from posting for the last couple weeks, and is trapped in Mordor, and needs...
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 arsenal: Dark Initiate (V3) Twin Pair Wishlist: (all V3) Dominix LE (silver) W. Sound, saber pike parts, Flamberge V2. |
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
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« Reply #581 on: March 14, 2014, 12:22:00 PM » |
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you to pick up that phone and place an order with us! All we need is your bank details, the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name ...
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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JEStucker
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 340
Posts: 2422
Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #582 on: March 14, 2014, 01:59:35 PM » |
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and the social security numbers of 37 illegal immigrants... Remember, thats Zombie Cream, accept no substitutes... Meanwhile, back on Ryloth, the Hawk-Bat Squadron was escorting General Skywalker's fleet and systematically killing off the clones before they could execute General Order 66 and...
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I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar! Dominix v2 Fire Orange Aeon v3 Guardian Blue/Obsidian |
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srams
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #583 on: March 14, 2014, 03:05:24 PM » |
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And turning the dead clones in to zombies...just kidding, there were no zom..I mean clones left to execute the Jedi! The Jedi generals near by were saved from Order 66 but then...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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Jammo
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 326
Posts: 3153
Hawk-Bat Leader
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« Reply #584 on: March 14, 2014, 10:20:03 PM » |
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They still had to deal with whiny Anakin and the power hungry Palpatine. The Jedi decided that the best thing to do was...
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