Deceptae
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« Reply #600 on: March 15, 2014, 08:37:24 AM » |
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That the young warrior was not destroyed as previously suspected, but merely transported to...
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Xaeyon
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読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #601 on: March 15, 2014, 08:44:15 AM » |
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Mordor, because one does not simply walk there. The transportation was so unexpected that ....
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srams
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Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #602 on: March 15, 2014, 02:34:16 PM » |
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The (middle) earth shook and the sky was in tempest. And who should descend down from the heavens to the wastes of Mordor, the one, the only, the legendary...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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JEStucker
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Force Alignment: 340
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Founder - The Underfunded Force (Light Points)
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« Reply #603 on: March 15, 2014, 02:53:43 PM » |
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Dent, Arthur Dent... wearing his dressing gown and carrying a very battered and frayed towel and his copy of the most amazing book in the history of the universe, The...
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ThreadJack
Lady of the Order Aeon
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« Reply #604 on: March 15, 2014, 04:26:51 PM » |
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Book of Life.
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Xaeyon
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« Reply #605 on: March 15, 2014, 05:54:49 PM » |
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however inside the book was only Death. As Death leapt from the pages of that accursed book ...
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Deceptae
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« Reply #606 on: March 15, 2014, 07:56:51 PM » |
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Deceptae happened upon the complacently confused Englishman and attempted to quell the storm that he may discover the secrets of the book...
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Darth Burgaar
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Dark Side points Please!
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« Reply #607 on: March 15, 2014, 11:46:53 PM » |
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As Deceptae worked on the Storm, and Arthur was still befuddled as to where he was?, Death stretched his back, yawned and cracked his skeletal knuckles, surveying his surroundings. He then spoke in a hollow voice "Damnit! . . Why is it whenever I come back to this plane of existence, that its never on at A BEACH RESORT?!! *sighs* . . I Need a drink!" And with that? picked up his Sycthe and wandered off, mumbling something about '"Being an avatar of un-life really sucks! . ."
By Now Arthur had plucked up the courage to ask? . . .
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JEStucker
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Force Alignment: 340
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« Reply #608 on: March 16, 2014, 12:06:47 AM » |
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“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.” But that's not really a question, is it, that's more of a statement of fact... upon realizing this, Arthur promptly...
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ArceePrime
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« Reply #609 on: March 16, 2014, 12:08:18 AM » |
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...asked another question. The most important question of all...
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Deceptae
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« Reply #610 on: March 16, 2014, 12:36:38 AM » |
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Where are my sandwich knives? Deceptae was too stunned to answer, still contemplating the actions of Death and trying to find where the Book had fallen on the ground. Suddenly...
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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srams
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Force Alignment: 375
Posts: 1924
Speak softly and carry a big saber...
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« Reply #611 on: March 16, 2014, 01:25:32 AM » |
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Where the book had touched the ground, a mighty chasm opened and out came a collosal...
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"I will always oppose the Darkness, but I will never hesitate to defend myself from the Light..."
"I looked my demons in the eye and said, do your best to destroy me. See, I've been to hell and back so many times I must admit you kind of bore me."
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« Reply #612 on: March 16, 2014, 02:46:27 AM » |
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Teddy Bear. But this was no ordinary teddy bear. No... it was a ZOMBIE ROBOTRON TEDDY BEAR MARK V! This...
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JEStucker
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« Reply #613 on: March 16, 2014, 02:52:41 AM » |
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was the latest incarnation of Gozer the Gozarian, who had not been defeated in 1985 like everyone thought, but had actually journeyed through time thanks to an anomaly caused my crossing the streams in New York and a Delorean in Hill Valley, CA... this meant...
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Deceptae
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« Reply #614 on: March 16, 2014, 02:56:31 AM » |
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Deceptae was forced to flee without the gauntlet, but his time was not wasted, for during his travels he had aquired...
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