The Never Ending Saberforum Story Game...

[srams]

At that moment DC realized just how far he had gone back in time... Billy Mays was back alive? To right his wrong and bring the universe back into order he used force lightning through the telephone line and fryed Billy thus killing him again, and making sure the universe was again safe. When this happened another familiar voice picked up the phone on Billy's end... It was...

[JEStucker]

"Hi it's Vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow everytime.
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house
The Car
The Boat
The RV
Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.
You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.
Put a wet seater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.
That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy?
The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what i'm telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow everytime.

I can't live without it, i just love it!
Oh my gosh i don't even buy paper towels anymore.
If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All i can say is SHAM! WOW!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money.
The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use.
This last tens years, this last a week, i don't know it sells itself.
The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom.
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. it comes with a ten year warrenty, here's how to order.

Call 18009517100
Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in germany beware of shamwow immitators,
 call 18009517100
thats 18009517100 call now!"

[Jammo]

The Galaxy couldn't take any more bad pitchmen, so Billy Dee Williams returned to the thread yet again to save us. The fact that his freighter was carrying a load of Colt .45 malt liquor was appreciated by...

[JEStucker]

The Galaxy couldn't take any more bad pitchmen, so Billy Dee Williams returned to the thread yet again to save us. The fact that his freighter was carrying a load of Colt .45 malt liquor was appreciated by...

All the Hawk-Bats, because their stills were already working overtime to fill orders and leaving very little for the squadron to drink...

[Pashiek Hatako]

…so they tried to prove how tough they were in order to get in to the Salty Spittoon… oh wait, that's the wrong story...

[Jammo]

The right story begins in the land of...

[JEStucker]

Honah Lee... (with apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary)

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

[Jammo]

Unfortunately, this was all interrupted by the arrival of the worst villain the land of Honah Lee had ever seen. The name of this villain was...

[Darth Scorpious]

Sir Patrick Stewart which was strange because......

[Jedijosh]

His Borg years were done and over with:).

[Jammo]

All the same, he and Ian McKellen donned their bowler hats and set off to rampage through the land of Honah Lee, yelling...

[JEStucker]

"Where the F*** is Godot?  We're tired of Waiting!"

[Jammo]

Little did they know that a group of heroes was being assembled to oppose this rampage. It included...

[Sarich Belmont]

David Hasselhoff, Ross Perot and every character Sean Bean ever played that died...

[Darth Burgaar]

And for Sean Bean?! That's ALOT of undead heroes! So many In fact, that to keep them all in line, they needed a . .