BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #300 on: May 11, 2016, 09:46:32 PM » |
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Granted, you go to Africa.
I wish I had some Slim Jims.
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
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Dark Apprentice, HP
Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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Vyk
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 156
Posts: 665
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« Reply #301 on: May 12, 2016, 04:10:52 AM » |
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I wish I had some Slim Jims.
Granted! You have some Slim Jims--the lockpick kind. More good news! You have a long-lost identical twin you didn't know about! He's been breaking into cars nearby, and several cameras have gotten clear photos of him. You should probably go answer that knock on your door--it sounds like it's the police, and they say they have a warrant. I wish I had a working submarine. |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
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firewisplet
Knight Templar
Force Alignment: 32
Posts: 308
"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #302 on: May 12, 2016, 12:25:46 PM » |
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Granted! You have some Slim Jims--the lockpick kind. More good news! You have a long-lost identical twin you didn't know about! He's been breaking into cars nearby, and several cameras have gotten clear photos of him. You should probably go answer that knock on your door--it sounds like it's the police, and they say they have a warrant.
I wish I had a working submarine.
Granted, but it is made out of paper mache I wish I could meet my favorite youtuber, Jacksepticeye. |
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CoderHead
Knight Sergeant
Force Alignment: -25
Posts: 78
Blaster-Proof
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« Reply #303 on: May 12, 2016, 02:09:34 PM » |
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I wish I could meet my favorite youtuber, Jacksepticeye. Granted, but it's at his house in the middle of the night and he shoots you in the head after mistaking you for an intruder. I wish Jon Stewart would run for POTUS. |
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firewisplet
Knight Templar
Force Alignment: 32
Posts: 308
"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #304 on: May 12, 2016, 03:22:47 PM » |
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Granted, but it's at his house in the middle of the night and he shoots you in the head after mistaking you for an intruder.
I wish Jon Stewart would run for POTUS.
Sean doesn't own a gun, nor is he legally allowed to. In fact, he really doesn't like guns. But, okay, whatever.  |
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #305 on: May 12, 2016, 03:25:11 PM » |
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Granted, he is forced to drop out and is put to death after another candidate digs up dirt revealing that he is a serial strangler.
I wish I were better at counter strike.
Also, high fives all around! Psh, psh, wpsh!
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firewisplet
Knight Templar
Force Alignment: 32
Posts: 308
"You were my brother Anakin! I lava'd you!"
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« Reply #306 on: May 12, 2016, 03:26:42 PM » |
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Granted, he is forced to drop out and is put to death after another candidate digs up dirt revealing that he is a serial strangler.
I wish I were better at counter strike.
Also, high fives all around! Psh, psh, wpsh!
Granted, but you get better at being worse. I wish for a fish. (And I'll see you all... IN THE NEEEEXT VIIIIIIDDDEEEEOOOOOOOOO!) |
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #307 on: May 12, 2016, 05:14:22 PM » |
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Granted, but it's dead.
I wish I didn't have responsibilities today.
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Sabers I Own:
Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
Liberator V3 (Stunt) - Guardian Blue
Light Side Points Appreciated
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« Reply #308 on: May 12, 2016, 05:25:32 PM » |
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I wish for a fish.
(So juicy sweet.) Granted, but you're dead. I wish I could take a nap at lunch. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #309 on: May 12, 2016, 11:37:59 PM » |
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Granted but you never wake up (JFC this forum is so damn morbid)
I wish that I could buy my video editing software.
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Sabers I Own:
Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
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BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #310 on: May 13, 2016, 12:05:25 AM » |
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Granted, you have your video editing software. Then suddenly, a car crashes into your house - it's a gang of escaped convicts! They beat and tie you up, then ransack your home for any valuables. Just then, the cops arrive and have the place surrounded. One of the felons says "I can't go back to jail, man" and the ringleader tells him to shut up, that they're not going down without a fight. The felon attacks his leader, tired of being constantly picked on. The leader's gun goes off, prompting the 100 cops and SWAT officers to open fire on your house. The gang is riddled with bullets before your very eyes, and the last bullet fired by the supposed "good guys" hits your water heater, blowing up your house and taking you, the corpses, and 30 of the officers with it.
I wish I had a new flask.
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
Standard Issue, AS
Dark Apprentice, HP
Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #311 on: May 13, 2016, 01:39:13 AM » |
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Granted, but it's an Erlenmeyer flask. Looks cool, but it's not one for sneaking alcohol into places unnoticed.
I wish people would not smoke anywhere in my vicinity. EVER.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Vyk
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 156
Posts: 665
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« Reply #312 on: May 13, 2016, 02:19:37 AM » |
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I wish people would not smoke anywhere in my vicinity. EVER.
Granted! You're stranded alone on a rapidly-melting iceberg. I wish I could reliably and repeatedly find or create magnetic monopoles. |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
...and a bunch of cheap stuff.
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #313 on: May 13, 2016, 05:00:39 AM » |
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Granted, you discover that all Monopoly board game pieces are indeed magnetic. Congrats.
I wish this headache would leave.
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #314 on: May 13, 2016, 05:31:28 PM » |
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Granted. You're decapitated, so your head(ache) is gone.
I wish I had enough to get my filming hobby off the ground.
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BBL and proud!!!
My Sabers
Overlord (BR) Old Reliable w/ Obsidian v4
Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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