ExoticKazama
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Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
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« Reply #375 on: May 24, 2016, 08:26:41 AM » |
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Granted, although due to an irreversible software error, it won't stop printing firearm parts and the ATF wants to talk to you.
I wish the Big Fat Quiz of 2016 would broadcast in America.
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
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読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #376 on: May 27, 2016, 02:45:36 PM » |
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Granted, but the broadcast is so strong it takes over all channels even when the television is off.
I wish things didn't break when you depend on them.
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #377 on: May 28, 2016, 07:04:39 AM » |
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Granted, now all things are broken all the time.
I wish I had enough to order my Bellicose.
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Dragon Two
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 5
Posts: 49
Keep me neutral - Accepting LS or DS points
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« Reply #378 on: May 28, 2016, 02:03:20 PM » |
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I wish I had enough to order my Bellicose.
Granted, you now have a Bellicose empty hilt. And it's completely solid, so you can't put electronics in. |
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Failure is a concept created by human minds as an excuse for not trying at all.
There can be no light without shadow.
There can be no shadow without light.
Owner of:
Exactly 0 Ultra Sabers
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Dragon Two
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 5
Posts: 49
Keep me neutral - Accepting LS or DS points
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« Reply #379 on: May 28, 2016, 02:33:33 PM » |
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Also, I wish for a new pen.
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Failure is a concept created by human minds as an excuse for not trying at all.
There can be no light without shadow.
There can be no shadow without light.
Owner of:
Exactly 0 Ultra Sabers
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StarWarsForce
Knight Major
Force Alignment: -106
Posts: 350
Light or Dark Points? You choose!
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« Reply #380 on: May 28, 2016, 04:06:07 PM » |
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GRANTED! But it can't write, so you eventually become so frustrated with it that you throw it away.
I wish every day was Saturday.
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Sabers I own (in order of how I got them):
Dominix LE V4--AS--Stunt
Consular--Emerald RGBW--V4 Sound
Manticore CE--Emerald RGBW--V4 Sound
Crimson Reaper--Tri AS--V4 Sound (Free Premium GB)
Dark War Glaive Body/Crimson Reaper Emitter/Crimson Mantis Pommel Mix--BR--Stunt (Free Premium GB)
Dark Prophecy V3--DVA--V4 Sound
Initiate LE V4--CG--Lite Sound (2nd Summer Raffle Win, 4th Prize, 2016)
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #381 on: May 28, 2016, 04:47:37 PM » |
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Granted! But it's also Groundhog Day...again...and again...and again.
I wish I could spend more time writing stories.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #382 on: May 29, 2016, 12:24:26 AM » |
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Granted, you become an author comparable to J.R.R. Tolkien, then Universal Studios wants to produce your books into feature films. The whole world anticipates the films release and to your (and the rest of the world's) horror, they've turned it into a crap movie that shares a universe with the Twilight films. The world turns their anger to the author and you die alone in your home which you are doomed to as the angry mobs will destroy you as soon as you step outside.
I wish my robe would hurry and get here.
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Sabers I Own:
Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
Liberator V3 (Stunt) - Guardian Blue
Light Side Points Appreciated
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #383 on: May 29, 2016, 01:55:24 AM » |
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GRANTED! Your robe hurries with a mind of its own and is appalled at the idea of being occupied by flesh and organs. It won't let you wear it.
I wish for a multi tool that does all of the things.
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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Vyk
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 156
Posts: 665
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« Reply #384 on: May 31, 2016, 03:23:29 PM » |
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I wish for a multi tool that does all of the things.
Granted! It does literally everything possible. It's also the size of a large building and can't be moved, and requires about 50 tons of enriched uranium to function (uranium not included). On the plus side, if you fuel it once, you may never have to fuel it again, since it can mine and enrich uranium for you. Incidentally, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission might want to talk to you about that. I wish I could drive more and brighter EL wire from a driver small enough to fit in a hilt. |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
...and a bunch of cheap stuff.
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« Reply #385 on: June 09, 2016, 02:55:55 PM » |
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Granted, but what ever it is, it sucks.
I wish I could get along better with salesmen.
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Vyk
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 156
Posts: 665
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« Reply #386 on: June 09, 2016, 05:59:26 PM » |
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I wish I could get along better with salesmen.
Granted! You get along with them so well that you buy anything they suggest. Granted, but what ever it is, it sucks.
Electroluminescent wire was an old way to make lightsaber blades; the first couple of Force FX sabers were made that way. It fell out of fashion because LEDs are so much brighter and easier to power. (EL wire takes AC power, which is what the driver does--it converts DC from the batteries into AC for the wire.) However, it does have very even lighting and a slightly different look from LEDs, so I'm playing with it to try to replicate the look of one of my SWTOR characters' blades. It's depressingly dim, though.  I wish everything cool in SWTOR wasn't so freaking expensive. No, wait... I wish everything cool anywhere wasn't so freaking expensive.  |
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
Dominix LE v4 Emerald RGBW, Obsidian v4
Manticore HP, Obsidian v4
Aeon LE v3 SY, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v3 3AS, Obsidian Lite
Dominix LE v2 RGB, stunt
Aeon LE v2 AS, Hasbro sound
Initiate LE v2 GB, stunt
Dark Liberator v2 BR, stunt
[censored] RGBA, [redacted] sound
Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Yoda Force FX Black Series
...and a bunch of cheap stuff.
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #387 on: June 09, 2016, 09:59:33 PM » |
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Granted; everything cool is now so cheap that you can afford everything you ever dreamed of. Consequently, you become a hoarder and now cannot make it out of bed, trapped by your affordable obsession. You have five days to live before your thirst consumes you.
I wish vet bills were more reasonable.
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #388 on: June 10, 2016, 12:26:52 AM » |
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Granted! But now the vet offices are flooded with humans seeking treatment by vets because it's so much more economical than the doctor.
I wish my neighbors would keep their dog on a leash instead of letting it run around where it is going to get hit by a car.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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Rapine
Honoured Recipient of the Warlord Order
SaberForum.Com Moderator
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -3020
Posts: 7792
Always scanning the horizon...
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« Reply #389 on: June 10, 2016, 07:44:07 AM » |
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Granted, but the leash is two feet long, and anchored to your headboard.
I wish my sleep cycle were more normal. O_o
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