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« Reply #510 on: July 07, 2016, 08:11:35 PM » |
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Granted, but now the future you were supposed to save by your heroic sacrifice in the relatively-near future has been erased and replaced with an apocalyptic world of suffering and anguish. Good going, hero.
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« Reply #511 on: July 08, 2016, 03:34:23 PM » |
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I wish people would give me my data requests in a way that was actually user friendly instead of making my job insanely more difficult than it needs to be.
Granted. Your company completely revamps the data sharing system to the pinnacle of both ease & efficiency. Because it cost a small fortune and it's so easy a monkey can do it, you're replaced by a monkey they can pay in bananas. Now I wish I had some fresh fruit. |
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« Reply #512 on: July 08, 2016, 04:31:59 PM » |
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Granted. Problem is, they're deadly manchineel fruits. I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I wish the food in the cafeteria at work were better. |
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« Reply #513 on: July 08, 2016, 05:21:36 PM » |
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Granted. It is, and now everyone is morbidly obese. Good going murderer.  I wish it wasn't raining today. |
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« Reply #514 on: July 08, 2016, 05:41:53 PM » |
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I wish it wasn't raining today.
Granted. It's snowing. By the time you get done shovelling the driveway you'd be late for work, but you won't be able to go anyway cause now busses aren't running and someone's gotta stay home with the kids . I wish they'd do an Old Republic series like they did for the clone wars, but animated like the SWTOR trailers! |
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« Reply #515 on: July 08, 2016, 05:58:08 PM » |
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Granted. It is, and now everyone is morbidly obese. Good going murderer. Let me guess, just like guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, I guess spoons make people fat? |
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« Reply #516 on: July 08, 2016, 06:17:22 PM » |
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I was not in the slightest bit offended by Rapine...I took it as a goofy joke in the same vein as my silliness from last night.
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« Reply #517 on: July 08, 2016, 06:24:08 PM » |
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I was not in the slightest bit offended by Rapine...I took it as a goofy joke in the same vein as my silliness from last night.
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« Reply #518 on: July 08, 2016, 09:04:26 PM » |
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I didn't think there was any logic intended besides goofiness.
But anyway...
Granted! You got your Old Republic trailer, but all characters have practically the same face and some have unrealistically refrigerator-like builds and it's now a laughingstock. (Real artistic gripes I have with SWTOR despite loving the storytelling.)
I wish I could just instantly know stuff like Neo knew kung fu. Except without the whole being enslaved by the Matrix bit.
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« Reply #519 on: July 08, 2016, 09:41:48 PM » |
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Let me guess, just like guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, I guess spoons make people fat?
Not at all. I simply remember spending a month in training at work. The cafeteria at the training facility was phenomenal. I gained over 10lbs., and didn't ever use a spoon.  "Resistance is futile" is what I meant.  |
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« Reply #520 on: July 09, 2016, 08:26:21 AM » |
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I wish I could just instantly know stuff like Neo knew kung fu. Except without the whole being enslaved by the Matrix bit.
Granted. You're able to download the new Instant Kung Fu brain app. It's amazing, other than the fact you simply went with the free version instead of the premium $9.99 version because of your latest Ultrasaber purchase. But having to dismiss the periodic in brain ads is a small price to pay for being a Kung Fu master. That is, until the day you're in an intense bout and a Candy Crush ad appears. While you're attempting to dismiss ad in 5, 4, 3, 2... your opponent literally knocks you into next week where you finally awake on Wednesday. Just be thankful it was only Kung Fu and not the Instant Podracer app. I wish I could take amazing pictures like medwyn posts. |
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« Reply #521 on: July 09, 2016, 01:21:16 PM » |
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Granted, you have a very expensive new camera that takes amazing photos but the loanshark is after your knee caps.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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« Reply #522 on: July 09, 2016, 02:51:43 PM » |
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Granted, you have a very expensive new camera that takes amazing photos but the loanshark is after your knee caps.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
Granted. Now your stomach aches, joints ache, throat, ears, whole body aches. You have the flu, really bad, or your experiencing early old age. I wish my new dog and old dog got along. |
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« Reply #523 on: July 10, 2016, 01:24:54 AM » |
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Granted! Guess who's expecting puppies!  I wish I knew what to have for breakfast. |
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« Reply #524 on: July 10, 2016, 02:52:35 AM » |
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Granted! Guess who's expecting puppies! I wish I knew what to have for breakfast. Granted. But a friend of yours you've been godly attracted to asks you out for coffee tomorrow morning. Now your in a dilemma. Cuz your wish only lasts for one breakfast, and you know it'll be a wasted wish if you go on your date. But, it you proceed with your wishful breakfast, you might ruin all possibilities with your friend. The stress tonight gives you diarrhea tomorrow morning, blowing both plans out of the water. I wish divorce was easier to do. |
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