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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #990 on: June 05, 2018, 09:44:07 PM »

Granted, but everything plays out exactly the same every time.

I wish this headache would go away.

Granted, but now everything else aches.

I wish my whole body didn't hurt.
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« Reply #991 on: June 05, 2018, 10:23:02 PM »

Granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish this ibuprofen would kick in already.
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« Reply #992 on: June 05, 2018, 10:52:29 PM »

Granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish this ibuprofen would kick in already.

Granted, I wish ibuprofen and acetaminophen in any amount, relieved any pain at all.
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« Reply #993 on: June 06, 2018, 07:36:42 PM »

You forgot to ruin my wish...

Granted, but every time it works, it makes you impotent for 5 years.

I wish being social weren't so nerve inducing.
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« Reply #994 on: June 06, 2018, 11:12:47 PM »

You forgot to ruin my wish...

Granted, but every time it works, it makes you impotent for 5 years.

I wish being social weren't so nerve inducing.

First off, I'm sorry I didn't ruin your wish (never thought I'd say that to someone)
And If it's only five years, works for me. Back to the game.

Granted, but you can only socialize with people that listen to Kanye West and hate Star Wars.

I wish I could find a nice place to live in one week.

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« Reply #995 on: June 07, 2018, 05:17:49 AM »

Granted, but it's far away.

I wish memories didn't haunt sometimes...
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« Reply #996 on: June 07, 2018, 06:59:15 AM »

Granted, but it's far away.

I wish memories didn't haunt sometimes...

Granted, but now they haunt ALL the time.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.
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« Reply #997 on: June 07, 2018, 01:57:12 PM »

To the grindhouse for you!

I wish mornings weren't so.. early.
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« Reply #998 on: June 08, 2018, 03:11:14 AM »

To the grindhouse for you!

I wish mornings weren't so.. early.

Granted, mornings now start at !0:00pm Nut you must go to sleep by midnight.

I wish my bottle of red wine was bottomless.
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« Reply #999 on: June 08, 2018, 05:41:45 AM »

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

That is what I really long to be.

Granted, mornings now start at !0:00pm Nut you must go to sleep by midnight.

I wish my bottle of red wine was bottomless.

Granted, the bottom fell out , therefor it is bottomless and holds no more of anything.

I wish I didn't have the Oscar Mayer wiener song stuck in my head now.
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« Reply #1000 on: June 08, 2018, 06:37:10 AM »

I was waiting for someone to say the bottom was gone and I had no more. Good Job.

Granted, but now you have the Chili's baby back ribs song stuck in your head. Enjoy. Wink

I wish I had three wishes.
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« Reply #1001 on: June 08, 2018, 01:54:48 PM »

Granted, but the first two don't count, and in your frustration you end up using the third on something stupid.


I wish I was my character.
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« Reply #1002 on: June 08, 2018, 02:03:29 PM »

Granted. You are now in jail for a laundry list of offences.

I wish  it was next week already
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« Reply #1003 on: June 08, 2018, 02:45:24 PM »

Granted. You are now in jail for a laundry list of offences.
You honestly think a jail could hold me?

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I wish  it was next week already
Granted, it's next week but you still think you have another week to wait, and you completely miss your vacation.

I wish I had mad bass guitar skillz.
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« Reply #1004 on: June 08, 2018, 11:34:23 PM »

Granted but only when you play a polka.

I wish I had a small farm... on mars.
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