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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #1035 on: June 24, 2018, 11:05:32 PM »

Granted but none of tour saber sounds work while you’re at the hotel and work once you’re out of the hotel zip code.

I wish today was Friday

That would be fracking awesome! You were supposed to ruin the wish! Wink

Granted, It's Friday, but tomorrow is Monday.

I wish I had a pet chimpanzee that dressed up like a Jedi and would duel with me.
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« Reply #1036 on: June 24, 2018, 11:53:08 PM »

Granted. The chimp gets pissed after you hit it with a saber and it mauls you. You are now missing several appendages and are paralyzed.

I wish it was 2 weeks from now.
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« Reply #1037 on: June 25, 2018, 12:06:36 AM »

Granted. The chimp gets pissed after you hit it with a saber and it mauls you. You are now missing several appendages and are paralyzed.

I wish it was 2 weeks from now.

Granted, but you aged 43 years during those two weeks.

I wish I had another bottle of Jack Daniels.
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« Reply #1038 on: June 25, 2018, 11:57:55 AM »

That would be fracking awesome! You were supposed to ruin the wish! Wink

Granted, It's Friday, but tomorrow is Monday.

I wish I had a pet chimpanzee that dressed up like a Jedi and would duel with me.

Lol, I thought it was.  I'll make it worse
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« Reply #1039 on: June 25, 2018, 12:08:37 PM »

Granted, but you aged 43 years during those two weeks.

I wish I had another bottle of Jack Daniels.

Granted, but you can't feel the liquor no matter how much you drink.

I wish I had a German Sheperd
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« Reply #1040 on: June 25, 2018, 12:44:55 PM »

Granted, you have a german who is a shepard living with you, he can't find work so sponges off you drinking lots of expensive imported beer and yells at you because you don't speak german, of course he is doing this in german.

I wish I had a nice place to work on my truck.
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« Reply #1041 on: June 25, 2018, 04:15:26 PM »

Granted, you have a german who is a shepard living with you, he can't find work so sponges off you drinking lots of expensive imported beer and yells at you because you don't speak german, of course he is doing this in german.

I wish I had a nice place to work on my truck.

Granted, but your not allowed any tools whatsoever.

I wish I didn't have to go to court today, or any other day.
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« Reply #1042 on: June 25, 2018, 07:22:52 PM »

Granted, but your not allowed any tools whatsoever.

I wish I didn't have to go to court today, or any other day.

Granted, but you're already serving multiple counts of life sentences in prison.

I wish the weather cools off a bit
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« Reply #1043 on: June 25, 2018, 09:20:39 PM »

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Good job, we entered another ice age.

I wish I had a nice juicy steak grilled to perfection.
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« Reply #1044 on: June 25, 2018, 10:32:32 PM »

Granted but your jaw is broken and wired shut.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.
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« Reply #1045 on: June 25, 2018, 11:36:06 PM »

Granted but your jaw is broken and wired shut.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

Granted, but it only works for bad memories and heartache.

I wish I had people to jam with musically.
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« Reply #1046 on: July 18, 2018, 01:11:51 PM »

Granted, but they only play a disturbing and jarring mix of classical, ragtime, and electronica that makes you feel ill.

I wish I had a real starship.
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« Reply #1047 on: July 18, 2018, 02:40:47 PM »

I wish I had a real starship.
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I wish my debts would disappear.
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« Reply #1048 on: July 18, 2018, 10:07:44 AM »

Granted


I wish my debts would disappear.

Granted, but you now have to give up all but one single blade saber for ever.

I wish I could sleep.
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« Reply #1049 on: July 26, 2018, 11:08:27 AM »

I wish I could sleep.

Granted...Car accident and 8 years of coma coming up

I wish my next girlfriend was a StarWars fan
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