java_saint
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« on: May 19, 2017, 04:30:20 AM » |
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This game goes something like this
Person A: I went shopping and bought a sword. What did I buy it for?
Person B: You wanted to put an end to your quarreling neighbours that keep you up at night.
And then person B lists any things he wants to buy and so another person replies and so on...
Answers and items bought can range from normal to whacky.
So I'll start...
I went shopping and I bought Emory Harris, why did I buy him?
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Taegin Roan
Knight Commander
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Lord of the Force
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2017, 06:09:10 AM » |
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Because you wanted him to make you free Ultrasabers.
I went shopping and bought a pizza. Why did I buy it?
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"I am the Outcast's Shadow" - Taegin Roan
"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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java_saint
Knight Apprentice
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2017, 07:28:03 AM » |
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You wanted to invite Lord Bladewraith over for dinner with you and have a make out session with him after some beers.
I bought a toothbrush set. Why?
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Dauntless Seven
Lady of the Sage Order
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2017, 04:23:28 PM » |
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The baby goats at Aunt Sally's farm had people's chewed off bits of clothes stuck between their teeth. You like clean teeth for every goat... it's their cuteness factor and makes better photos for unsuspecting tourists.
I went shopping and bought a large empty box. Why?
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Taegin Roan
Knight Commander
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2017, 07:10:00 PM » |
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So you could hide the dead body in it that you just killed.
I went shopping and bought a Dark Initiate LE v4 saber. Why did I buy it?
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"I am the Outcast's Shadow" - Taegin Roan
"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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java_saint
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2017, 03:32:52 AM » |
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You wanted one of course!  Besides that, using it as a disciplinary weapon on your kids while they scream against the sound of saber swipes strikes fear in the hearts of the neighbours' kids and makes you an urban legend. I bought a swimming pool? Why would I buy that? |
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Majobu5
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Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2017, 03:51:08 AM » |
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You wanted one of course! Besides that using it as a disciplinary weapon on your kids while they scream against the sound of saber swipes strikes fear in the hearts of the neighbours' kids and makes you an urban legend. I bought a swimming pool? Why would I buy that? You wanted to host tons of pool parties. But you soon find out your new found friends are as shallow as your pool and, combined with your lack of pool maintenance skills, your pool partying days are short. I bought a cinnamon roll for dinner. Why? |
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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java_saint
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2017, 03:57:06 AM » |
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You said for dinner! What do you mean what?
Whoaa .... what is all that weird stuff with rainbows, unicorns after I took a bite.
I bought myself this vial containing red liquid from Thor the dark world that makes random scary squeaking sounds. Why did I buy that?
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Taegin Roan
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2017, 07:40:19 AM » |
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(just FYI, it is called the Ether)
Because you wanted to become an ultra powerful alien dude, though it turned out that it doesn't work that way.
I bought a pair of scissors. Why did I buy them?
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"I am the Outcast's Shadow" - Taegin Roan
"Confronting fear is the Destiny of a Jedi" - Luke Skywalker
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." - Padmé Amidala
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java_saint
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2017, 02:45:33 PM » |
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You wanted to become Edward Scissorhands after transplanting it onto your hand.
I bought a trash bin. Why exactly?
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Majobu5
Knight Commander
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Agent Zero. No points
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2017, 04:06:09 PM » |
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To throw away all your trash, DUH! Problem is, getting the trash in there. Requires physical labor and work. Only thing that trash bin collects is dust.
I bought a new set of bedsheets. Why?
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No points, just fist bumps baby!
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java_saint
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2017, 03:55:45 AM » |
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Because of your outstanding performance last night  I bought an Arkham Horror boardgame. Why did I buy that? |
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Darth Xocni
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The Dark Side gives me strength
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2017, 10:08:30 AM » |
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Because you find sanity overrated.
I bought a vidya game. Why did I buy that?
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 Nwûl tash. Dzwol shâsotkun. Shâsotjontû châtsatul nu tyûk. Tyûkjontû châtsatul nu midwan. Midwanjontû châtsatul nu asha. Ashajontû kotswinot itsu nuyak. Wonoksh Qyâsik nun. "Failure and disobedience are one and the same... In the Sith tongue both translate as "treason". That is the wisdom of the ancients!" Initiate LE V2 "Justice" - GB UEMG Overlord "Ari iv Azinimas" - BR UEHG Obsidian V4 |
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2017, 03:25:44 PM » |
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Duh! Excessive boredom.
I bought a cheese grater, why did I buy that?
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Darth Xocni
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2017, 08:31:55 PM » |
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Because your boss has a great fear of grated cheese.
I went shopping and bought a dragon. Why did I buy that?
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Nwûl tash. Dzwol shâsotkun. Shâsotjontû châtsatul nu tyûk. Tyûkjontû châtsatul nu midwan. Midwanjontû châtsatul nu asha. Ashajontû kotswinot itsu nuyak. Wonoksh Qyâsik nun. "Failure and disobedience are one and the same... In the Sith tongue both translate as "treason". That is the wisdom of the ancients!" Initiate LE V2 "Justice" - GB UEMG Overlord "Ari iv Azinimas" - BR UEHG Obsidian V4 |
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