Because you are some Hood trash and that's your normal Saturday night.
I bought some hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. Why?
Good job LAK! I'm literally describing the girls at my local 7-11 on Saturday nights. Absolute hood trash indeed. It's scary.
OUCH! Harsh.
Sounds like you're making a foamy.
I bought a rubber chicken, a live chicked, and some KY jelly. Why?
Because you are sick and deranged. Or you just enjoy making other people think sick deranged things. Either way you win.
I'm going to say you are going to coat the rubber chicken with the KY so the live one cant grab it.
I bought a poodle, a 6 foot salami, and some sparklers. Why?