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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #60 on: June 05, 2018, 06:25:57 PM »

Because you are some Hood trash and that's your normal Saturday night.

I bought some hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. Why?

Good job LAK! I'm literally describing the girls at my local 7-11 on Saturday nights. Absolute hood trash indeed. It's scary.

OUCH! Harsh.

Sounds like you're making a foamy.

I bought a rubber chicken, a live chicked, and some KY jelly. Why?

Because you are sick and deranged. Or you just enjoy making other people think sick deranged things. Either way you win. Wink
I'm going to say you are going to coat the rubber chicken with the KY so the live one cant grab it. Roll Eyes

I bought a poodle, a 6 foot salami, and some sparklers. Why?
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« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2018, 08:02:10 PM »

Getting ready for Bastille day.

I bought a riding crop, a camera, and a condo with a balcony.  Why?
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« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2018, 08:21:28 PM »

You want to become a homemade adult video director.

I bought gold leaf, black spray paint and a dauber. Why?
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« Reply #63 on: June 06, 2018, 09:33:08 PM »

You are an artistic masochist.

I bought shrimp, sausage, and rice, why?
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #64 on: June 06, 2018, 10:59:00 PM »

You are an artistic masochist.

I bought shrimp, sausage, and rice, why?

You making jambalaya? Can I have some?

I bought a liter of jack Daniels, a two-liter bottle of coca-cola, a box of condoms, and a ten-pack of blank CDR discs. Why?

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« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2018, 08:20:43 PM »

You're going to party like it's 1999! (Prince voice)

I bought blinker fluid and a flux capacitor, what am I going to do?
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« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2018, 08:29:12 PM »

You're going to party like it's 1999! (Prince voice)

I bought blinker fluid and a flux capacitor, what am I going to do?

Good answer!

Your going to party like it's 1985...or 1955.

I bought some gasoline, some matches, a sanwich and a camera. Why?
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« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2018, 02:02:57 PM »

You're going to watch the world burn while eating lunch and filming it.

I just bought a rifle, boots, and a walkman. What am I going to do?
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Darth Silenoz
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« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2018, 02:42:45 PM »

Your going to walk through town wearing nothing but your new boots (cowboy style with spurs I assume) while indiscriminately shooting people with your rifle because you are mad at the fact that you bought a walkman in 2018 and can't find a cassette tape of Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead Or Alive.

I just bought a frisbee, a hacky sack, some vegan cookies and some condoms. Why?
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« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2018, 02:07:04 AM »

There is a single hot vegan mom with two kids you hope to hook up with. Frisbee is but the side event Wink

I bought an opod. Not an ipod. Why?
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