Grey Owl
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 81
Posts: 705
We don't like Star Wars, we live for Star Wars.
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« Reply #330 on: May 14, 2016, 06:56:21 PM » |
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Granted, but it's hurricanes and tornados for the rest of the year.
I wish I could buy anything I wanted.
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BurceChuat
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 196
Posts: 995
From my point of view, I have the high ground!
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« Reply #331 on: May 15, 2016, 12:03:47 AM » |
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Granted, but you're also granted a view of your future...you will die an early, slow, agonizing death. (But remember, the future isn't set...you may be able to save yourself if you put down the nicotine...)
I wish TV didn't suck.
Haha don't worry, I'm much too poor to afford any addiction  Granted, but it's hurricanes and tornados for the rest of the year.
I wish I could buy anything I wanted.
Granted, you have all the money in the world! However, due to being able to buy anything you could possibly want, you become a hedonist. Of course, since you're a hedonist who can afford anything, you quickly become bored. You start dabbling in taboo and forbidden activities, and your carnality becomes famous worldwide. Eventually, a vagabond appears at your door one day and offers you a strange-looking puzzle box. Being confused but highly intrigued, you accept it. You spend days and nights devoted solely to trying to figuring it out, and eventually you give up. Eventually, you pass the box while skinning a durian, and cut yourself on the knife. Suddenly, you hear a loud boom and a flash of light appears before your eyes - it's the Cenobites! They offer you pleasure as you've never known before, and being a hedonist you quickly accept. After being dragged into their dimension, you feel a sort of heavenly euphoria. After a couple seconds of that, however, you feel nothing but sharp, searing pain from every one of your nerves. You realize that the Cenobites are so extreme in their pursuit of self-gratification that they can no longer differentiate between pleasure and pain, and have chosen you to be their tortured guinea pig for all of eternity. I wish I had more skateboards. |
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"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die."
Owned: Sentinel LE, TRI GB, V4 sound
Siblings':
Standard Issue, AS
Dark Apprentice, HP
Wishlist: Catalyst, Guardian, Manticore, Prophecy V3
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #332 on: May 16, 2016, 03:59:04 AM » |
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Granted, but none them have wheels and they're all coated in Teflon.
I wish for some AA batteries.
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Darth Justicar
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -567
Posts: 2580
Sun of Starkiller
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« Reply #333 on: May 16, 2016, 04:22:10 AM » |
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Granted, but now YOU are battery-powered instead of your stunt saber. If you run out of AA's, you die.
I wish my longsword fighting skills were awesome instead of nearly nonexistent.
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"Anger is a tool. Use it; do not let it use you."
--Gul Verden in Debtors' Planet by W.R. Thompson
"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
--Lyrics by Jev Moldara
Flamberge BR with v4 Obsidian and 4-inch side blades
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #334 on: May 16, 2016, 04:45:29 AM » |
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Granted, but you are transported back in time to fight alongside King Arthur, you die a miserable bloody death.
I wish my defensive skills could keep up (speed) with my sparring partner.
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Sabers I Own:
Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
Liberator V3 (Stunt) - Guardian Blue
Light Side Points Appreciated
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Dragon Two
Knight Lance Corporal
Force Alignment: 5
Posts: 49
Keep me neutral - Accepting LS or DS points
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« Reply #335 on: May 16, 2016, 01:52:20 PM » |
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I wish my defensive skills could keep up (speed) with my sparring partner.
Granted, but now your offensive skills are worse than a star-nosed mole's. I wish I was around for the black belt presentation in August. (Although it's just a formality) |
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Failure is a concept created by human minds as an excuse for not trying at all.
There can be no light without shadow.
There can be no shadow without light.
Owner of:
Exactly 0 Ultra Sabers
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« Reply #336 on: May 16, 2016, 03:40:21 PM » |
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Granted, but you are now the demonstration dummy.
I wish I had more UCS LEGO sets.
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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Iram
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -292
Posts: 1061
Grey, leaning to the Dark Side
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« Reply #337 on: May 16, 2016, 08:33:07 PM » |
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Granted. You wake up in the middle of the night. As you get out of bed to get a glass of water, you feel a sharp pain in your feet. You have EVERY UCS LEGO set. Except they're all an unassembled, waist-high heap of bricks that now fills your house.
I wish I could improve my Makashi and Ataru skills
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BBL and proud!!!
My Sabers
Overlord (BR) Old Reliable w/ Obsidian v4
Crimson Scorpion (VA) w/ Obsidian v3 [Second Prize, 2016 Spring Raffle (1st)]
Dark Apprentice LE v4 (CG) Viridi Ignis
Graflex SE (Emerald) w/Obsidian v4 [Won -50% off coupon April 2017]
Dark Sentinel LE V4 (BR)
WWJD?
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« Reply #338 on: May 16, 2016, 08:45:37 PM » |
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Granted. You wake up in the middle of the night. As you get out of bed to get a glass of water, you feel a sharp pain in your feet. You have EVERY UCS LEGO set. Except they're all an unassembled, waist-high heap of bricks that now fills your house.
(AWESOME!!!!) Granted, but your Soresu is now deplorable, and you receive a never ending string of ass-whoopins. I wish my car were fully fixed. |
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Sig by For Tyeth...the Force shall set me free. Arsenal: (* w/ sound) Scorpion*(BR) Emerald Mantis CE* Chosen One*(BR) Shock LE*(FO) Archon V2.1*(CG) Dk Prophecy(BR){Thanks Qui-Lar} Menace CE staff*(BH) Flamberge CE*(BR) Initiate LE V2(BR) Dk Initiate V3(CG) Manticore CE*(SY) Dominix LE V3(AB) Bellicose*(GB) Dk Arbiter*(VA) Dominix V4(BR) Emperor's Hand*(DVA) Aeon V4(GB) Dk Initiate V4 (HP) Project:BOOYA!
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GregG124
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 436
Posts: 1479
There is only The Force.
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« Reply #339 on: May 16, 2016, 08:47:51 PM » |
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I'll be nice in this round,
Granted, your car is fully repaired and you happily drive into the sunset..........then you run over a banana peel and you plummet down a canyon (Poor O'Doyle)
I wish I had money for Legos.
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Sabers I Own:
Dominix LE V4 (Obsidian V3) - Consular Green
Arbiter (Obsidian Lite) - Consular Green
Liberator V3 (Stunt) - Guardian Blue
Light Side Points Appreciated
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Rapine
Honoured Recipient of the Warlord Order
SaberForum.Com Moderator
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: -3020
Posts: 7792
Always scanning the horizon...
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« Reply #340 on: May 16, 2016, 08:52:39 PM » |
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(BAH! I didn't get the "fixed car" one - I had a good reply for that)
Granted, you have unlimited funds, but it can only ever be spent on Lego. No food. No rent.
I wish force points were spendable.
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"The thing that always drives me hazy, is wondering whether it's them or me who's crazy." ~ A. Einstein |
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Connah
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 91
Posts: 753
Light, Dark, both extremes annoy me
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« Reply #341 on: May 16, 2016, 08:55:13 PM » |
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granted, you have money for legos, but only legos, which aren't really a thing as I assume you mean lego
I wish for an orange
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"there's no such thing as overkill. It's just making sure"
Dominix V4 VA with sound
Scorpion R+B Emerald with sound
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Xaeyon
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 129
Posts: 1476
読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #342 on: May 17, 2016, 01:28:54 AM » |
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Granted, granted. You both have force points to spend on oranges but they are inedible and can only be used to exchange for more force points.
I wish I had a new pair of shoes.
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GCW RP - Bothan Spc Tharu Tyy'n
Catalyst (CG) - Prophecy (VA) - The Beast (no blade) Reading Textbooks; Playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire |
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ExoticKazama
Knight Apprentice
Force Alignment: 20
Posts: 35
I'm probably being sarcastic
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« Reply #343 on: May 17, 2016, 05:15:08 AM » |
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Granted, but they are Seņor Scholl shoes and are crippling to wear. They've also been welded to your feet.
I wish I were better at special effects.
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Connah
Knight Commander
Force Alignment: 91
Posts: 753
Light, Dark, both extremes annoy me
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« Reply #344 on: May 17, 2016, 10:51:09 AM » |
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granted
but you never get work because whilst films these days love special effects and CGI, they also like to cheap out on them most of the time
I wish for comfier beds at work
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"there's no such thing as overkill. It's just making sure"
Dominix V4 VA with sound
Scorpion R+B Emerald with sound
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