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« Reply #495 on: July 05, 2016, 06:58:36 PM » |
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Granted, but Christian Bale is now a mute due to the strain on his vocal chords from the growly batman voice he does and is now over dubbed by Gilbert Gotfried.
I wish the 4th of July was over already.
Granted. And now it's today. Get back to work. I wish my student loan would disappear. |
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« Reply #496 on: July 05, 2016, 08:08:02 PM » |
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Granted but the IRS has you arrested for tax evasion because they're convinced you did something illegal to make it disappear. Enjoy Camp Fed. You're going to have a long stay.
I wish people would not be jerks when people are fans of different stuff than they are.
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« Reply #497 on: July 06, 2016, 03:38:06 AM » |
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Granted but the IRS has you arrested for tax evasion because they're convinced you did something illegal to make it disappear. Enjoy Camp Fed. You're going to have a long stay.
I wish people would not be jerks when people are fans of different stuff than they are.
Granted, but all that negativity has to go somewhere. Enter you, who now is totally cranky by everyone getting along so well. The kumbaya everyone is unspokenly chanting drives you into angry outbursts, rants and tirades on forums, and eventually distain for anything you once thought was cool. I wish my dog loved fireworks |
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« Reply #498 on: July 06, 2016, 03:39:10 PM » |
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Granted, but all that negativity has to go somewhere. Enter you, who now is totally cranky by everyone getting along so well. The kumbaya everyone is unspokenly chanting drives you into angry outbursts, rants and tirades on forums, and eventually distain for anything you once thought was cool.
I wish my dog loved fireworks
Granted, now your dog is an absolute pyro and burns down whatever domicile you reside in. I wish I had more time to read. |
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« Reply #499 on: July 06, 2016, 10:25:07 PM » |
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Granted, now your dog is an absolute pyro and burns down whatever domicile you reside in.
I wish I had more time to read.
Granted. You are wrongfully accused of a major crime, sentenced to life in prison. Your job in prison is stationed in tge library. I wish we had a better way of choosing a president. |
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読めるなら、連絡ください
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« Reply #500 on: July 07, 2016, 01:31:56 AM » |
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Granted. You now choose from a selection of death row inmates who will be executed at the end of their elective terms.
I wish for a bag of holding.
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« Reply #501 on: July 07, 2016, 01:36:59 AM » |
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Granted, but now you've fallen in the bag and can't find your way back again.
I wish I could cosplay at work without getting in trouble.
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"I'm a little Renlet, short and 'stout'
Here is my saber, watch me scream and shout!"
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« Reply #502 on: July 07, 2016, 02:05:42 AM » |
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Granted, but now you've fallen in the bag and can't find your way back again.
I wish I could cosplay at work without getting in trouble.
Granted. Others follow your lead, and soon everyone is dressed up. Business trips are even taken in costume. The result: no one takes your company serious anymore. You don't get in trouble though, cuz the company folds due to poor reputation. But hey, the unemployment office just brightened up! I wish the Ninja Turtles would stop refacing the franchise over and over again. |
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« Reply #503 on: July 07, 2016, 03:31:21 AM » |
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I wish the Ninja Turtles would stop refacing the franchise over and over again.
Granted. The franchise brings back the cast from the original live action 1990 movie. The turtles are no longer teenagers, but instead middle-agers who mostly battle diabetes, heart disease, and high cholesterol brought on from the overconsumption of pizza. I wish there wasn't so much housework to catch up on tomorrow. |
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Emotion, yet peace.
Ignorance, yet knowledge.
Passion, yet serenity.
Chaos, yet harmony.
Death, yet the Force.
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« Reply #504 on: July 07, 2016, 03:45:30 AM » |
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Granted. The franchise brings back the cast from the original live action 1990 movie. The turtles are no longer teenagers, but instead middle-agers who mostly battle diabetes, heart disease, and high cholesterol brought on from the overconsumption of pizza.
I wish there wasn't so much housework to catch up on tomorrow.
Granted. It's catches up to you tonight. And since you half arsed it, it catches up to you on Friday as well. I wish unions didn't suck. |
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« Reply #505 on: July 07, 2016, 08:25:00 AM » |
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Granted. Now they blow.
I wish it wasn't so stinkin' early.
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« Reply #506 on: July 07, 2016, 02:38:52 PM » |
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Granted. Now they blow.
I wish it wasn't so stinkin' early.
Granted. Now, it's late, very late, time for bed late. And you can't sleep, which stinks. I wish my house was paid for already. |
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« Reply #507 on: July 07, 2016, 06:36:56 PM » |
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I wish unions didn't suck.
(That's a contradiction. Unions are made up of people who suck. They bully people into joining their sucky ranks, in order to gain a louder voice for their sucky complaints. Therefore, if people didn't suck at their jobs, there would be no reason to form unions that suck.) Granted, you're homeowner's insurance pays it off after the fire. I wish I was in perfect health and due to live a long and fruitful life. |
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« Reply #508 on: July 07, 2016, 06:42:09 PM » |
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Granted, but now the future you were supposed to save by your heroic sacrifice in the relatively-near future has been erased and replaced with an apocalyptic world of suffering and anguish. Good going, hero.
I wish people would give me my data requests in a way that was actually user friendly instead of making my job insanely more difficult than it needs to be.
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« Reply #509 on: July 07, 2016, 07:12:26 PM » |
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Granted, you're homeowner's insurance pays it off after the fire.
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